Woof! Woof!
Do be quiet, Fido
Not now - don't bark now!
It's not an 18+ poem I've just read
I know you bark to alert me
And to save me swooning at some poems
But some have marked their poems 18+
As is needed
You're getting worse Fido
You're barking even more
You're an old spoilsport really
you never let me have any fun
And you snuff out the least 'excitement'
I may attempt!
But I can't lt you go
You'll stay always
Your bark is worse then your bite
Quiet, Fido!
Or I will muzzle you!
This is barking (mad!)
Hee hee
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Fido is singing today!
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Orchi,
This was very enjoyable!
That was a great video. My favorite...the two dogs on the treadmill! Awesome!
~Laura~
Thanks Laura.
Thanks for SCARING ~ Uncle STEVE !
CATS ARE: Intelligent ~ Gentle ~ Loveable ~ Quiet ~ Discrete ~ Aloof ~ Child Friendly ~ Friend Friendly ~ Smell Nice ~ Controllable etc etc
DOGS ARE: None of the above and a menace to society
So now you know !
Your BRIAN SCPOC & TAOD ~ Royal Society for the Preservation of CATS and the Abolition of DOGS ~ AMEN !
Surely you've got the words 'cats' and 'dogs' round the wrong way B&A. Don't get me on the subject of cats - well actually their irresponsible owners. Grrr woof woof.
And for me next poem entitled 'Hiss! Hiss! It's my 18+ 'watch-cat', Tiddles!
Aww I can't agree B&A. Cats AND dogs for me please, though I used to be afraid of ANY dog. 'All things bright and beautiful' now please, Brian, or Fido will bark. Dogs are God's creation too. I've got to know some more recently - and more cats!
Dogs look up to man
Cats look down on man
but pigs is equal!
Cats are arrogant and do what THEY want to do. For every bird that a raptor kills for food a cat kills 400 for fun!
I like the divergence in style Orchidee...I can tell you had a lot of fun writing this one. As the old saying goes: dogs don’t bark at parked cars...yours is certainly moving and taking you to new places!
Thanks Gary. He has his uses, does Fido, what with naughty people not marking poems 18+ when they should!
Is it me or are we all thinking this isnt about a Dawg at all.
Methinks it's another part of you altogether which starts barking at 18+ works. The place which will no longer lets you have any fun and snuffs out before the excitement starts.
Great to see you having a fun write.
Thanks dusk. I suppose it's me really. But I haven't mentioned my 18+ watch-cat, Tiddles, much! loll
May your hound protect you forever, is it the one that you took from Harold.
Yes lol. Among my replies here, I remembered my 18+ watch-cat, Tiddles, too!
there you are.. give a dog a phone and they will yap all night.. give a dog a microphone and they will sing ya to sleep...
Thanks N. lol.
no problem
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