Woof! Woof! A Fido Tale

orchidee



Woof! Woof!

Do be quiet, Fido

Not now - don't bark now!

It's not an 18+ poem I've just read

 

I know you bark to alert me

And to save me swooning at some poems

But some have marked their poems 18+

As is needed

 

You're getting worse Fido

You're barking even more

You're an old spoilsport really

you never let me have any fun

And you snuff out the least 'excitement'

I may attempt!

 

But I can't lt you go

You'll stay always

Your bark is worse then your bite

Quiet, Fido!

Or I will muzzle you!

 

This is barking (mad!)

Hee hee

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 15th, 2018 01:58
  • Comment from author about the poem: Fido is singing today!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 98
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Comments6

  • Laura🌻

    Orchi,

    This was very enjoyable!
    That was a great video. My favorite...the two dogs on the treadmill! Awesome!

    ~Laura~

    • orchidee

      Thanks Laura.

    • BRIAN & ANGELA

      Thanks for SCARING ~ Uncle STEVE !

      CATS ARE: Intelligent ~ Gentle ~ Loveable ~ Quiet ~ Discrete ~ Aloof ~ Child Friendly ~ Friend Friendly ~ Smell Nice ~ Controllable etc etc

      DOGS ARE: None of the above and a menace to society
      So now you know !

      Your BRIAN SCPOC & TAOD ~ Royal Society for the Preservation of CATS and the Abolition of DOGS ~ AMEN !

      • Michael Edwards

        Surely you've got the words 'cats' and 'dogs' round the wrong way B&A. Don't get me on the subject of cats - well actually their irresponsible owners. Grrr woof woof.

        • orchidee

          And for me next poem entitled 'Hiss! Hiss! It's my 18+ 'watch-cat', Tiddles!

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        • Gary Edward Geraci

          I like the divergence in style Orchidee...I can tell you had a lot of fun writing this one. As the old saying goes: dogs don’t bark at parked cars...yours is certainly moving and taking you to new places!

          • orchidee

            Thanks Gary. He has his uses, does Fido, what with naughty people not marking poems 18+ when they should!

          • dusk arising

            Is it me or are we all thinking this isnt about a Dawg at all.
            Methinks it's another part of you altogether which starts barking at 18+ works. The place which will no longer lets you have any fun and snuffs out before the excitement starts.
            Great to see you having a fun write.

            • orchidee

              Thanks dusk. I suppose it's me really. But I haven't mentioned my 18+ watch-cat, Tiddles, much! loll

            • Goldfinch60

              May your hound protect you forever, is it the one that you took from Harold.

              • orchidee

                Yes lol. Among my replies here, I remembered my 18+ watch-cat, Tiddles, too!

              • Neville

                there you are.. give a dog a phone and they will yap all night.. give a dog a microphone and they will sing ya to sleep...

                • orchidee

                  Thanks N. lol.

                  • Neville

                    no problem



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