CRAZY COUPLETS (1)

Michael Edwards

 

 

 

It certainly may be funny

But happiness can’t buy money.

 

The toilet seat was far too wide

He was caught between two stools.

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 20th, 2018 00:08
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • Users favorite of this poem: Laura🌻
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  • Goldfinch60

    Two clever couplets Michael.

    Don't let Orchi see the second one, he might swoon.

    • Michael Edwards

      Hope he doesn't - he might fall down between them.

    • orchidee

      Oh no, seen it! heehee. Oh lol, good writes Michael.

    • BRIAN & ANGELA

      He loved to play Shakespeare : HAM - ALOT
      He ended up in goofing in : SPAM - ALOT !

      Thanks UNCLE MIKE : Good to be back for a laugh ! Please check ABSENCE ADVANCES AMORE : Thanks with LOVE : ANGELA 🧡🧡

      • Michael Edwards

        I sadly fear
        I'm no Shakespeare
        I find it hard
        to be a bard.

        Thanks bunchloads Angela

      • dusk arising

        I had this bird in hand,
        but i didn't want to in the bush.

      • Tamara Beryl Latham - The Poet

        Your wit is evident in these two unique couplets. Great work, Michael. Keep posting. 🙂

      • orchidee

        Woof! Fido here, tried to warn me off reading number two - he would! lol.

        • Michael Edwards

          He's busy sniffing dusks bush. Oooh wait a minute that doesn't sound right.

        • Laura🌻

          Michael,

          My first laugh of the day! 😂
          Very clever and entertaining!
          Enjoyed it along with your artwork!

          ~Laura~

          • Michael Edwards

            Thanks Laura. The artwork is from a collection of designs I put together and which I have reproduced for cards and small framed paintings. They are greatly influenced by the Canadian first nation artist Benjamin Chee Chee.



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