BIG FEET
On either side
They’re very wide
They’re none too neat
My two big feet
But I’m not sad
It’s not that bad
I’m not a clown
I don’t fall down.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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- Comment from author about the poem: A bit on nonsense for today. Actually I can get into size 8 shoes (42 Europe, 10.5 USA) if they are wide enough. Why do shoe sizes vary so much across the world?
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Good fun write.
You are so right my UK size is a 10 but occasionally with some shoes I need an 11 - very strange.
I usually end up buying 9.5 shoes to get the wide width even when the shoes are described as being wide fit. Thanks Andy
But I've not fallen down yet - perhaps I\'m simply not quite old enough yet 🙂 '
Made me smile. As I do have big feet for a small lady. But I never much fancied the life of a clown
The bigger the feet the less chance of falling over - there are always positives.
Oh that didn't work out for me...More feet to trip over! Ha ha.
A fine write Michael. Has Miss Berles tried clowning, or any of her relatives, whose names I may not have heard of yet?
There are many gnomes who I've not mentioned but you may recall I've posted some of my cartoons in the past featuring Barrington, Athelstan, and Arsin Gear.
Have you ever met Cedric the ladybird?
Miss Berles isn't a gnome of course.
MORNING UNCLE MIKE : I LOVE YA BUT YA FEETS TO BIG ! Love the Fungi
Love ANGELA (size 5 !) 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
Please to check my SUNRISE : SUNSET : Thanks A !
Chow Angela - do't fall over 🙂 🙂
Quack quack, wide elevens here, quack quack! Recently found twelves more comfortable. Waddle i find next?
i found this by the ink spots (original by fats waller) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzLwpSnUj9Y
Ta - love the video - do't make music like that any more.
short and sweet. I enjoyed it
Michael,
Nice one! My feet have served me well!👣 I enjoyed the read and artwork!
~Laura~
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