‘No Fly Tipping’ said the notice up high
which made me scratch my head.
For in every restaurants wherever I’ve fed
I’ve never been served by a fly.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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Good fun write Michael, I too have never been served by a fly.
Thanks Andy- the thought of it makes me smile - well there's time yet.
Yes there may be a time, some of the flies I see seem to be getting bigger!
Somehow you made me think of an elephant scratching his head on his way to an evening out.
There's a thought - with his trunk?
Obviously!
Durrrr - silly me!
Oh lol, a good write Michael. I forgot - was you at Agincourt yesterday for the 1415 reunion?!
I was there - went with St Crispin Even
Oh strange that you went with him - it was also St Crispian's Day. Don't know a lot about the fella meself.
That's the fella - did I miss an 'A' out?
Your artistic mind works yet another amazing image with such few lines -
great effalunt picture Mike along with a flying witty surprise - -ha ha .
I've run out of serious thoughts so it'll be fun writes for a few days while I think up something more profound - thanks as always Fay.
Thanks for todays smile AGAIN Michael... Long may this light hearted remission from seriousness continue... It inspired my poem today
It certainly will for a while - thanks Andrew.
THANKS UNCLE MIKE ~ Notices can be confusing ! My DAD said there were notices saying ~
BILL STICKERS WILL BE PROSICUTED
His friend Bill Stickers complained to the POLICE and they replaced BS with BILL POSTERS a week later they had another complaint from MRS POSTERS ........... !
One which worked to advantage was
NOSMO KING who got free publicity in every Railway Carriage
Those were the DAYS ! I was on the ISLE of MAN Railway recently and every carriage had a NOSMO KING Message !
Love the ELEFUMP you dont see those in NEW ZEALAND
Blessings & Love BRIAN & ANGELA 🧡🧡🧡🧡
I'm a lover of public notices - FIRE DOOR KEEP CLOSED - how do you get out?
Woof, woof! Fido and I say Hi, and how's the evening going?!
Hmm yes, How do we get out if there's a fire? Why keep the fire exits clear if the door is kept closed?
Oh well, let's do what a manageress did - ignore fire practices and burn up if there really was a fire - daft as a brush!
I'm pondering - in fact I'm in deep ponderloads - where did the accusations that brushes are daft come from?
I really need to know. Must ask Miss Berles- she'll know.
Michael,
That is funny!🤣🤣
I guess there are many “generous individuals” out there!
~Laura~
Yes, why do they say Basil Brush is daft? I've met many talking foxes in my time. You too?!
My wife drives a Volkswagen Fox - now 11 years old and only 10000 miles on the clock. It doesn't talk but it does go Brrrrrrrrrr a blot
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