HOW NUTZ ARE YOU ? Collaboration SIX HAIKU : ANGELA & BRIAN

BRIAN & ANGELA



 

JAZZ NUTZ : PEANUT VENDOR : STAN KENTON 1972 !  

 

PEANUTS only grub

that you get free in a PUB

they make you THIRSTY

 

WALLNUTS look like BRAINS

taste like WALLS : I quip : better

in a Wallnut Whip

 

COCONUTS are an 

ENIGMA : look like HELL and

then taste like HEAVEN

I would much rather

add some Pineapple & RUM

PINA COLLADA !

 

CASHEW NUTS taste good !

raw or roasted : yummy nut

always my FAVOURITE !

 

BRAZIL NUTS are like

most things : they taste better when

covered in CHOCOLATE !

 

Thanks for enjoying : please comment : Love A & B 🧡🧡🧡🧡

 

Please note the middle one is a double HAIKU 575575 : OK

 

NUTZ : like DATZ & FIGZ  always come out of hiding at

CHRISTMAS !  So beware what you eat : DATZ & FIGZ keep

You REGULAR and ALMONDS are a tuff nut  to crack !

WHY they serve NUTZ in SHELLZ at Christmas : We'll

never understand and getting a wallnut out WHOLE

Impossible ! We're all NUTTERS : ANGELA & BRIAN 🧡🧡🧡🧡      

  • Author: BRIANSODES (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 30th, 2018 02:41
  • Category: Haiku
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  • orchidee

    A nutty write B&A. I'm not allergic to nuts, but find them chokey.
    I'm gonna be nutz for Halloween - poem to follow!

    • BRIAN & ANGELA

      THANKS UNCLE STEVE ~ Yes Seniors have to be careful with NUTS ! When we do meals for SENIORS in the RESTAURANT I tell them to avoid NUTS ! Not the SENIORS the MENU ! Look forward to your NUTTY HALLOWEEN POEM ~ Yours as always BRIAN.
      Please Please add a POEM to our NEW FUSION ~ CHRISTMAS only a few spaces left !
      THANKS A & B 🧡🧡🧡🧡

      • orchidee

        Doh, you implying I have senior moments?! Woof - Fido will bark at you. Just cos he barks, not cos someone forgot to mark a poem as 18+!

      • Goldfinch60

        I daren't have peanuts in the house, I would eat them all.

        • BRIAN & ANGELA

          THANKS UNCLE ANDY ~ NUTS sure are addictive. I love CASHEWS (its the taste) and ANGELA sure loves BRAZILS (covered in dark CHOCOLATE !). I like smooth PEANUT BUTTER on hot thick toast. Blessings & Love to you Both ~ BRIAN & ANGELA 🧡🧡🧡🧡
          Please add a POEM to our CHRISTMAS FUSION ~ Thanks B & A

        • Michael Edwards

          A cracking (nut) write - I could eat them all day long.

          • BRIAN & ANGELA

            THANKS UNCLE MIKE ~ Just like you Paintings & Drawings & Poems ~ They are very MOOOOOOORISH ! We love savoury things and NUTS in their natural state are always SAVOURY !
            Blessings & Love BRIAN 😎 & ANGELA🧡🧡🧡

          • Laura🌻

            Cari Amici BRIAN e ANGELA,
            Grazie per le belle haikus! Sono molto interessanti!
            Nuts are great to snack on! Almonds, Hazelnuts, and Pistachios are my favorites! I can definitely say that I’m nuts about NUTS!
            Abbracci e Baci...
            ~Laura~



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