I see the benefits from afar
You must be wearing your cross-your-heart bra
It lifts and separates perfectly
so from now on if you’ll agree
It’s cross-your-heart underpants for me.
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Michael Edwards (
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Oh lol, and bit swoony too! Glad you didn't elaborate on the benefits of cross-your-heart underpants!
They lift and separate - latest fad among men of distinction. Or so Miss Berles says.
Oohh, how does she know? How did she find out? Don't answer that, or I will swoon again.
Blimey, I can remember the adverts for those 'cross your heart bras'; I never tried one though.
They do have to be adapted if you want to use them as underpants - not all that comfortable - or so I am told.
Whatever next? Does this mean i can stop shoving a towel down the front of my shorts and buy smaller trousers?
And old toilet roll cardboard inserts become redundant.
Michael,
Most hilarious!🤣 🤣
Didn’t you hear about the emancipation of that
“cross -your-heart” thingy?
Love your artwork!
~Laura~
Sort of divide-and-rule I guess 🙂
HI UNCLE MIKE ~ Love the CHEEKY BIRD ! Also your horror underworld story for Halloween ! I dont have to wear In~Continent Pants any more because of BREXIT ! Yours as ever BRIAN. Please check Angela's lovely Poems on H & Ms visit to Auckland ~ Thanks B !
Just the right apparel for nights like this - ta Brian
LOL!
Too funny.
The cross your-heart underpants is not an image I'd care to see. 🙂
You ought to try wearing them - oh sorry - only to be worn by men. 🙂 🙂
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