CUTLETS errr COUPLETS (2)
Money talks,
it says: ‘Goodbye’
He’s such an idiot and there’s no solution
A waste of a million years evolution
Why on earth didn’t Noah exercise veto
And refuse asylum to the darn mosquito.
When you’re having sex time seems to fly
A minute quickly passes by.
Hard work never killed anyone, but perchance,
is it really ever worth taking the chance?
I’ve got all the cash I could ever wish for
As long as I die by half past four.
It takes a lifetime to learn the rules
And by then you’re too old to use the tools.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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I really enjoyed reading your poem, it's one of the best I've read. Great write.
Cheers Adam - can't say the jokes are original but putting them into verse is - probably.
Ahh wise words and fine pic there M.
Cheers O
Ha - - my favourite of these couplets has to be the one about Noah and they darn mosquitos. - love your sense of humour dear Michael.
It goes well alongside Adam's posting. Thanks dear Fay.
Good fun write Michael.
I like them all but the first one resonates especially if you are the bank of Mum and Dad, or now in our case the bank of Nanny and Grandy.
S ame here although the role of taxi driver also (taxi)ranks highly.
How much of your money has said 'goodbye', and especially at this season?!
Hasn't even said hello yet !!! 😢
HI MICHAEL ~ Missed your musings this week ! Love cutlets & rhyming couplets (double winny !) Your septet
of couplets put me in mind of some maxims:
MONEY : Love of is ~ ROOT of all Evil
NOAHS ARK : He forgot to take FISH
Men have been looking for the ever since !
EVOLUTION : Natures greatest myth
SEX : Independent of time
HARD WORK : Worth dying for
CASH : 19th C substitute for plastic
RULES : Made to be broken
more than once !
Yours as always BRIAN !
Well said Brian - where have you been?
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