Don't invite us....!
To your parties this season
Me and Fido, me '18+' watchdog
I'll only ruin them for ya
Me, the phantom whisky-waterer
Or any alcoholic-drinks-waterer
And Fido will bark at anything the least bit swoony!
But how have I got away with it?
I been sneaking into parties since shortly before 1066
Well, I been in disguise
As Santa or an elf, for example
You'll know it's me though
You'll hear the sound - "Psssttt!"
That'll be my soda syphon filled with water
Dunno why you're complaining?
Dunno why ya always chuck me out
When ya find me at your parties?
I mean, I saves ya from hangovers
I saves ya money, by diluting the drinks for ya
There's more to go round then!
And Fido won't allow the air to turn blue
Nor allow anything too 'exciting' to happen!
It's only old Orchi mucking about
He's very eccentric ya know
Sometimes anyway!
Give him a sherry - suppose you'll have to add water to it
And a pork pie or two
He is otherwise known as Porchi
That'll keep him quiet
He don't ask for much!
Heehee
Fido says - 'Which one is me in the clip?!'
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Author:
orchidee (
Offline) - Published: December 22nd, 2018 03:14
- Comment from author about the poem: A bit of battiness in no metre at all!
- Category: Humor
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That wasn't you dressed as a fairy then? fun read Orchi. And yes you are eccentric - stay as you are.
Oh lol, thanks M.
What do you mean shortly before 1066, you ruined party that I was having with the dinosaurs you flew in on the back of your tame pterodactyl and tried to drop some water over us but it was in a massive meteor and you completely ruined everything.
Thanks Gold, lol. I forgot I was that old!
made me chuckle sir but if you dont mind, I will hang on to my own bottle and just keep my eye on ya..
Thanks N. lol.
my pleasure..
Thanks for sharing UNCLE STEVE ~ a suprfluity of silliness ~ LOVED IT ! However it more than confirmed my experience that DOGS are Funny Peculiar and always " IN YER FACE" CATS are just FUNNY NICE and always DISCRETE ! Hoever I never heard of GUIDE CATS for the BLIND or SHEEPCATS or POLICE or MILITARY CATS ~ so maybe Im missing something ? HOWEVER ! You are welcome to our Parties anytime ~ mostly 30 ~ 40's and very boring ! We dicuss BREXIT ~ the Young Royals ~ Stocks & Shares ~ The Price of Designer Undies (dont tell FIDO) ~ drink cheap PROSECO and dine on low Calorie CANAPES (no Porky Pies !) What we need to liven us up is an old Spike Miliganesque Character & His Dog and Carafe (JUG) of WATER a tray of Hot Pork Pies and Mushy Peas and his BANJO (Like RICKY father of the ROYALES) for a knees up ! Whern ANGELA returns from the ANTIPODES ~ I will send you an invite ! Please don't ever change we LOVE YOU ~ just the Mad Way you are !
ANGELA & BRIAN 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
(An extra HEART for entertainment value !)
Thanks B&A. I only did this for an extra heart. Oh vanity! lol.
Orchi,
This was a great write!
I like the “eccentric” Orchi!
A fun read indeed! 🐶😊
~Laura~
Thanks Laura lol.
Too funny, but such an enjoyable read at this time of year when I sense a bit of depression around the globe. It's good to laugh a bit.
Thanks for posting and I hope you and your family enjoy a very Merry Christmas.
Thanks Tamara. Seasons Greetings to you too!
And you too. 🙂
Quite entertaining mischief.
Merry Christmas.
Thanks Debs.
This was cute. i enjoyed it. 🙂
Thanks Crystal. Was I cute? Oh you mean the dogs? lol.
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