Mary had an E-type jag
with a lovely throaty roar
a present from her sugar dad
for being his little whore
Mary lost her neighbors torch (flashlight)
they searched every nook and cranny
it didnt turn up till she went to bed
it dropped out of her f.....
mary has a transvestite brother
he's known as long tall billy
we're visiting him in hospital
they've re-attached his willy
mary had a frozen pipe
they said it needed lagging
but when she saw the plumbers tool
she knew she needed sha......
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Author:
dusk arising (
Offline) - Published: February 11th, 2019 03:26
- Comment from author about the poem: Inspired by Michael Edwards, here are a few disgusting ditties. if you like them i will dream up few more.
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Comments3
Good fun writes d a.
Dream on squire ... and keep em coming.. ta to Michael too, for providing initial inspiration..... N
Great stuff and good for you - round of applause and a hearty hey ho more please.
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