mary had a great big parrot
a rare amazonian macaw
with plumage bright, a dazzling blue
and vocabulary of a whore
mary had a vibrating water bed
its buzzing drove her barmy
but its gentle waves gave her a tingle
and the occasional tsunami
mary had an inflateable man
he'd pump up in a jiffy
she loved his strong muscular thighs
and the hair around his stiffy
mary bought some running shoes
she liked to go out jogging
an evening sprint down to the woods
relieves her tension, dogging
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dusk arising (
Offline) - Published: February 12th, 2019 02:25
- Comment from author about the poem: More \\\'Marys\\\' inspired by Michael Edwards
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Comments6
Just brill - keep them coming - set me up for the day.
It's too much for me, of course - swoon! lol.
I'm with Michael on this, or should I say these.....
Classic fourth line puncher
Excellent D
I wij \i hsd our comedic talent
Good fun writes d a.
Love the style, wish I had that much knowledge/capacity to play around with English. Very talented you are
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