Woof! Woof! Woof!
Fido gone into overdrive
But why?
He not seen any hot or saucy or dodgy poems yet
I will give him a bone to keep him quiet
Oh lol, Heehee, and Teehee
There's subtle difference ya know
Teehee sounds more flirty (swoon!)
There's others too - rofl
Please excuse me while I
Roll On the Floor Laughing
Naughty ones too - There's.....
Woof, woof!!
Aww, Fido stopped me in time
Or else this would be 18+!
Fido's a pest at times
You'll never get to know some things from me
Cos he'll always be a watchdog
Well we gotta laugh at our own jokes
Corny or not
Cos maybe no one else will laugh at them
But aww, why everyone start laughing
When I start singing?!
Or maybe they chuck a bucket of water over me
Cos they think it's two cats fighting
It can't be helped
Me singing tutor is laughing up his sleeve
I mean, I'm about have lesson number 258946185
Still no improvements
And it's cost me about 5 million quid so far
Such is life!
And there's no 'comedy' on telly these days
Since when was..........funny? (fill in the gap as you wish)
Last proper comedy was from about 1970's
Some good shows then
You can see them if you have the channels
It's preposterous
Some masquerading as 'comedians'
Laugh? I never started!
I'll gag Fido a while
Or put him out the back garden while I write
Then you'll hear and read of my 'dark horse' side
Ooohhhhh!!
What's that? You can't wait to read it?!
HeeHee.
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Author:
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Good to see you in high spirits. You always come across in MPS as a positive and happy soul.
Super video, Cats are wonderful. There are many funny cat videos on YouTube and doggy ones too for Fido.
Thanks DA.
Oooh the verse went very well and that cat video did it for me - would give this top marks today Orchi - thanks for raiseng me a huge smile.
Thanks Fay.
I note you have included some fundamental but universal truths in your post today my friend.. I had cause to either smile or chuckle more times than I can now recount... I certainly enjoyed the journey you took me on today... and being more of a dog person.. maybe you could pat Fido on the head for me... just once mind..... Neville
Thanks N. Yep, all true this is. Fido won't mind pats! What CAN be done about my singing, or lack of it?
Probably nowt.. if you have already spent as much as you mentioned on singing lessons....
I do enjoy your work when you write in a serious mode - this is such an insightful write - I'll forward it to Miss Berles.
Thanks M.
Thnaks for sharing UNCLE STEVE : Great video and mega Poem. I have always contested that CATS are naturally FUNNY HA HA while DOGS are just STUPID ! Your VIDEO & POEM uplifted me just as much as your usual HOLY POSTS : For me there is always a connect between HUMOUR & SPIRITUALITY : Im on my Wednesday lunch break here in AUCKLAND :
Blessings & love through Laughter : ANGELA 🧡🧡🧡🧡
Thanks B&A. Oops, what about Guide Dogs, Hearing Dogs, etc? I'm sure you mean 'fun' stupid though!
So ever since you lost your pet dinosaur you've found another pet to warn you of the risky things in life. Its a pity he wasn't there in 1066 to warn you not to point up, or in 1214, to warn you about the ink that you knocked over delaying Magna Carta for a year.
As for your singing, it should be consigned with the bagpipes, palying "Far Away" and the further away the better.
Thanks Gold. Yes, Over the hills and far away?!
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