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DEFINITIONS (3)
HOSPITALITY
Provided for those for whom it is said
have need for neither food nor bed.
LOVE
A disorder secured
by marriage soon cured.
INTERVIEW
Go in as a pig
come out as a sausage
HANDS
The laying on of hands
performed by believers
the laying on of hands
by thieves and deceivers.
THE STOCKS
A punishing device for inflicting the vapours
a prototype for modern newspapers
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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All of these are both true and interesting. Something so simple can rattle the brain greatly. I guess many of these come with insight gained through time and experience; both of which I lack.
A wonderful read and a good bit of knowledge. Thanks for posting Michael!
But also a bit of tongue in cheek - thanks Nicholas - you are very kind.
Good ones once more and the HOSPITALITY one is so very meaningful.
Does heaven not accept mermen, I though all were welcome - good cartoon Michael.
We have a wide circle of friends and entertain each other on a regular basis - only yesterday we were having Sunday lunch with friends at their house in a lovely village nearby. Makes me realise just how privileged we all are.
Is there any water in heaven? If not where do all the fish go?
Oh lol fine writes and pic Michael. Is Miss Berles into the 'laying on of hands' ministry? Can she 'lay hands' on some gin for us?!
Ah a good gin - one that's decidedly Sippa Berles.
Hoe can you keep producing such common-sense wry wisdom wrapped in short-line humour like this - - - another fun read and good chuckle at that witty sketch.
I think they are tongue in both cheeks - errr not at the same time of course. Thanks Fay. j
THANKS UNCLE MIKE : ANGELA HERE (8:30 AM Tuesday) I got a rather fishy inference from the cartoon ! It suggested His end would be in HELL ! Battered and then fried in HOT FAT !
1. Strange definition ! If they were in Hospital
They would need food : bed & TLC !
2. Love leads to Marriage : Mariage to anywhere
3. Sounds like the factory floor : Individual to Operative
4. Divine Healing : Satanic Stealing
5. Why bother to wear a Hair Shirt : when
You can just read the Daily Mail each morning !
Thanks for sharing : a morning smile !
Blessing and Jokes : ANGELA 🧡🧡🧡🧡
Ah bless Angela - I think hospitality is more to do with entertaining rather than health care. Well yer gotta laff ent yer!
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