Woof, Woof! Oh no!
But why is Fido barking now?
Cos I said 'I'm gonna sing again!'
Now can ya sing or not, Orchi?
Fido thinks it's two cats fighting
He has his ear plugs in
Oh I don't know which is worse
Me singing for a month
Or a month of 'Lorraine' on telly?
(A ghastly programme, of no use at all
Only put on for folk getting ready for work, or to go out
So they won't have to watch it!)
I sung to an escaped prisoner one day
He dashed back to jail
And said 'Lemme back in
It's torture out there!'
And now a rendition of
'The hills are alive....'
Call me Julie (Andrews)
Btu as I said before, 'Don't call me Sue'
Ya can call me Susan though (ooh)
Here's a verse for ya, sung with Fido
He decided to join me
Only to bark louder to drown me out....
Meoowwooo, Woof, Woof
Woofity Woof, Meeoowoooo
Screech, screech, woof, woof....,and so on.
So - a barking, talking, and singing dog, eh?!
Never know what ya might find on this site!
Oh well, singing lesson today
It will be number 25698745213
Heehee.
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: A daft tale of Fido and me!
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You should have sung at Hastings in 1066 it may have stopped the Normans from landing and Harold would have still been king.
Yes lol. Thanks Gold.
I rang that number and they sent a bus now I'm sure I've seen this roundabout before! Now I'm stuck baying like a dog hoping one day to finally get off, thanks for the lessons but when does it stop!
Great stuff!
Thanks Dan. lol.
That dog at the keyboard i picture as your alter ego Orchidee.
Oh lol thanks dusk.
THNKS FOR SHARING UNCLE STEVE ~ Angela is kinder but d'you know what I think ? You have told us so so often ~ just how bad your singing is that ~ WE BELIEVE YOU ! So to convince us (in an underhanded way ~ SHAME) YOU have recored your croaking and superimposed it on a video of DOGS HOWLING while the Immortal Fido ~ Shames his HEAD in hang ! So our mutual conclusion is that your BARKING is worse than your BITEHOVEN ! Now that weve acctually heard you PLEASE PLEASE sing *Over the Hills and far far far AWAY !* in future !
BLESSINGS for you & a BONE for FIDO !
Yours as always ANGELA & BRIAN 🧡🧡🧡🧡 + 🧡
Thanks B&A. lol.
Woof woof
Woofity woof
Woof.
Thanks M. lol.
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