THE VILLAGE HALL PACKAGE DEAL
From January right through to Christmas
the hall is looking for business
and I’m pleased to report good news received
its very first booking has been achieved.
Let’s celebrate – it’s a bit of a coup
the booking’s been made for a bride’s hen do
so we’ve offered her a package deal
a 10% discount which should appeal
if booked for the wedding venue as well.
What’s more we’ve extended it to 15%
if it’s also booked for the divorce event
and a further reduction we can make:
20% if it’s booked for her wake.
But it’s a package deal as the name implies
and there are conditions to emphasize:
the bookings must be made
and deposits paid
by tomorrow night latest I’m afraid.
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Michael Edwards (
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I know that place, but I won’t be able to book it until the week after the next millennium. Can I have a bigger discount as you now have a few weeks to organise your books?
I'll put it to the committee - this was an actual light hearted discussion at the last meeting - love these meetings as the members all have a daft sense of humour as I do.
I wish all discussions at meeting were light hearted.
Good write and pic M. Miss Berles going?
Yes - she's looking forward to the do and says she wants some Sylla Bub - rhubarb, rhubarb.
Roo Barb be there too then?!
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Solomon Grundy born on Monday
Married on Tuesday (10% discount)
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Ive been to DIVORCE PARTIES !
Died on Thursday
Buried on Friday (20% discount)
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Ha - love it - thanks Angela.
Maybe you can sweeten the offer by including, their children's christening/ baptism , 1% Oxford the first child,, 2% for the next one and so on, and the children's wedding and also the grand children. I better stop here or else the church will end up paying them
I reckon you have got it just about right with this post Michael.. at least as far as my previous old village hall and committee were concerned... I think there must be an instruction manual that they all share...... A cracking scribble up there too.. I'm sure that is not the correct term for this artistic form but know you will understand what I mean....... Neville
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