Unbearable!

orchidee



Now I gotta mark this 18+

Or Fido will bark at me!

(What's Orchi doing writing 18+ poems?

I thought he was too sheltered?)

 

But I warned ya before

And gotta warn ya again

There's summat so horrific, so terrible

Worse than watching Eastenders, in fact

Or Crossroads

(Ooh it must be pretty bad then, Orchi)

 

Don't remember Crossroads too long

Or you'll have nightmares!

 

What can it be, what terror?

What ghastly thing to avoid?

That will give ya a thousand torments

And worse than watching

A whole week of 'Lorraine' on telly!

 

Ya can really tune into some rubbish sometimes, ya know!

 

You curséd thing - depart from me.....

Torment me not...

This is the sort of thing ya will say

When ya hear my immortal (?) words:....

 

C'mon Orchi, reveal to us

The three words that strike fear

Into every heart and mind......

 

OK - The words are (fanfare please!)....

 

"I'm gonna sing!"

Hee Hee

And a saucy Tee Hee too!

 

Fido is in the clip

Can you spot him when he was small?

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 22nd, 2019 01:40
  • Comment from author about the poem: A poem in no metre at all!
  • Category: Humor
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Comments8

  • Goldfinch60

    Sing away young man -Fido will soon stop you.

    • orchidee

      Thanks Gold. Yes, he will howl louder than my singing/howling too!

    • Michael Edwards

      Great stuff Orchi - I'll write a poem about your singing - post it tomorrow (if it's finished)!

      • orchidee

        Thanks M. Just don't tune into 'Lorraine' in the mornings on telly. You'll go mad - with boredom!

        • Michael Edwards

          I can't understand her strong accent - too much effort.

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        • Neville

          I just love it when you deviate from the norm.... an unbearable rant on a Monday mane..... 18 + eh.......

          • orchidee

            Thanks Neville. Yep, it was too scary to not mark it 18+. lol

          • Fay Slimm.

            Ha ha - - your write got me smiling if not singing dear friend. Love the doggie's contribution.

            • orchidee

              Thanks Fay.

            • Andrew Charles Forrest

              I have NO words

              • orchidee

                Thanks Andrew. lol.

              • dusk arising

                There's a TV program called 'the voice'. I heard that after they auditioned you the program was re-titled 'the vice'. (After the bench device the producer imagined you had trapped a certain part (parts) of your body within).

                • orchidee

                  Yes lol!.

                • ANGELA & BRIAN

                  I talk to the CATS
                  But they dont listen to me

                  Thenks for sharing UNCLE STEVE ~ Great video ~ it has put me off DOGS for life. Angelas Family have DOGS but knowing my aversion to them she has agreed to a CAT when we get married ! DOGS are born mad with CATS it takes a lifetime ! I agree with your 18 label ! TV (unlike fish) is best when its OFF !

                  Blessings to YOU & Your Perrilous PUP
                  Cats ~ Angela & Brian ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’™ + ๐Ÿงก

                  • orchidee

                    Thanks B&A. But I'm millions of years old. It's me and my little dog (or cat) for company! heehee.

                  • dusk arising

                    There's a TV program called 'the voice'. I heard that after they auditioned you the program was re-titled 'the vice'. (After the bench device the producer imagined you had trapped a certain part (parts) of your body within).



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