Now I gotta mark this 18+
Or Fido will bark at me!
(What's Orchi doing writing 18+ poems?
I thought he was too sheltered?)
But I warned ya before
And gotta warn ya again
There's summat so horrific, so terrible
Worse than watching Eastenders, in fact
Or Crossroads
(Ooh it must be pretty bad then, Orchi)
Don't remember Crossroads too long
Or you'll have nightmares!
What can it be, what terror?
What ghastly thing to avoid?
That will give ya a thousand torments
And worse than watching
A whole week of 'Lorraine' on telly!
Ya can really tune into some rubbish sometimes, ya know!
You curséd thing - depart from me.....
Torment me not...
This is the sort of thing ya will say
When ya hear my immortal (?) words:....
C'mon Orchi, reveal to us
The three words that strike fear
Into every heart and mind......
OK - The words are (fanfare please!)....
"I'm gonna sing!"
Hee Hee
And a saucy Tee Hee too!
Fido is in the clip
Can you spot him when he was small?
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: A poem in no metre at all!
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Sing away young man -Fido will soon stop you.
Thanks Gold. Yes, he will howl louder than my singing/howling too!
Great stuff Orchi - I'll write a poem about your singing - post it tomorrow (if it's finished)!
Thanks M. Just don't tune into 'Lorraine' in the mornings on telly. You'll go mad - with boredom!
I can't understand her strong accent - too much effort.
Oohh it's tedious - abut showbiz mostly. Who wants to know of their boring lives? Fido tunes in to see her dog, Angus, who is on the show quite often.
I just love it when you deviate from the norm.... an unbearable rant on a Monday mane..... 18 + eh.......
Thanks Neville. Yep, it was too scary to not mark it 18+. lol
Ha ha - - your write got me smiling if not singing dear friend. Love the doggie's contribution.
Thanks Fay.
I have NO words
Thanks Andrew. lol.
There's a TV program called 'the voice'. I heard that after they auditioned you the program was re-titled 'the vice'. (After the bench device the producer imagined you had trapped a certain part (parts) of your body within).
Yes lol!.
I talk to the CATS
But they dont listen to me
Thenks for sharing UNCLE STEVE ~ Great video ~ it has put me off DOGS for life. Angelas Family have DOGS but knowing my aversion to them she has agreed to a CAT when we get married ! DOGS are born mad with CATS it takes a lifetime ! I agree with your 18 label ! TV (unlike fish) is best when its OFF !
Blessings to YOU & Your Perrilous PUP
Cats ~ Angela & Brian 🧡💙🧡💙 + 🧡
Thanks B&A. But I'm millions of years old. It's me and my little dog (or cat) for company! heehee.
There's a TV program called 'the voice'. I heard that after they auditioned you the program was re-titled 'the vice'. (After the bench device the producer imagined you had trapped a certain part (parts) of your body within).
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