ACTUNG ! DEISER HUNDT KAN SENZOR POETICA OBZENICA UND EROTICA !
MY FRIEND STEVE ~ HAS A HOUND CALLED FIDO
I often see them down at the LIDO
FIDO in*t WATER ~ STEVE in the SHADE
SIPPING his pint ~ watered down LEMONADE !
STEVE writes his comments ~ in manner quite DROLL
Trying to explain his Cute Canines ~ ROLE !
STEVE is a one-man ~ sanction dispenser
BUT he hides behind FIDO ~ our Odd Odes to CENSOR !
Any mention of *LACE* he finds ~ out of place
POETICA EROTICA ~ he rates a disgrace
Should we by chance ~ stray from *NICE* to *OBSCENE*
FIDO schoutz *ACTUNG* und demandz ein *EIGHTEEN* !
The content of our ODES ~ WE keep a strict LOG
WE WONT BE BROW BEAT ~ BY A DEPUTY DAWG !
DANKE fur deiner wizits ~ commentung bitte ~ HANZEL und GRETAL 💙🧡💙
If you have never encountered FIDO ~ write a comment on one of
ORCHIDEES POEMS and he will reply with a reference to the above
eulogised FIDO. ACTUNG ! He also claims to be 1000 years old and
has many references to 1066. JONATHAN tell me he is quite compus
mentis and he sees FIDO*S censorship of MPS as wholesome ! H & G !
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ANGELA & BRIAN (Pseudonym) (
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Oh lol, B&A! You know a secret - Fido is imaginary! He must be my conscience or something. Just humour me, fellow poets..... I mean well....
Don't be condescending though, or it will start Fido off! lol.
OH come on UNCLE STEVE ~ you cant fool a Pair of Scientists like US. As Rosie Franklin said about Crick & Watsons structure of DNA (A 3D model !) FIDO is too perfect not to be true ! He lives through YOU. Dont be an ICONOCLAST you*ll be telling us next that FATHER CHRISTMAS is a MYTH ! He always DRINKS our Sherry and Rudolf always eats our Carrots to make His NOSE shine so Santa can see in the dark ! Is nothing sacred in the 21st C ? Not even BREXIT ?????
Blessings & Jumping Joy to YOU & FAB FIDO
Love in the Spirit A & B 🧡 💙 🧡 💙 🧡
What do you mean - he's imaginary - no he aint - don't spoil my day - keep barking (mad) Fido.
Thanks Uncle MIKE see our reply to STEVE ! It was the same with SCHRODINGERS CAT ~ everyone said it was imaginary until one day it had KITTENS ! Also KEKULES Snakes & Monkeys until he stunned the World with his *resonating* structure of BENZENE (C6H6). So it is with FIDO my header is a recent photo ! Thanks for being a *CARD HOLDING MEMBER* of the *FIDO APPRECIATION SOCIETY !* Personally I think STEVE is embarassed by FIDOS insistence on our ODD ODES beng *18* if they stray into the SENSUAL ~ OK.
Blessings to YOU & YOURS
Love ANGELA & BRIAN
🧡 💙 🧡 💙 🧡
LOL
When will somebody teach a dawg to close a door behind itself.....
Thanks for reminding me of a childhood favourite cartoon, Deputy Dawg was a real treat "Dag nabbit Musky".
Thanks DA ! Trying to HOUSE TRAIN a Dog id like trying to *Tame a SHREW !* Angela & I love all the *OLD* Cartoons ~ like PEANUTS etc. They put DOGZ & CATZ etc into perspective ! When ANGELA & I have our fiirst HOME (2020) we will only be able to have TROPICAL FISH as we wil both be out at work all day ! It will save a big argument ANGELA (DOG) and ME (CAT) ! But when we have a FAMILY we will have to rethink ~ perhaps a RABBIT ?
Blessings & Peace to YOU & YOURS
Love BRIAN & ANGELA 💙🧡💙🧡💙
Very good fun write.
Orchi is more than a thousand years old as we both used to have pet dinosaurs. As for 1066 he was the one that said to King Harold "Look up Sire, what is that" - the rest is history.
It is getting near the anniversary of the Battle of Hastings, 14th October 953 year anniversary. Orchi and I will be down on the beach at Battle, me with my whisky (without water) and Orchi with his watered down bottle of water. If you would like to join us make sure you bring some Rioja with you!
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