UPWARDLY MOBILE COUPLES ๐Ÿ’™ BRIAN & ANGELA ๐Ÿงก

ANGELA & BRIAN

 

MANY YOUNG COUPLES IN THE UK CHANGE THEIR JOBS -

CARS - HOUSES ETC IN ORDER TO BE UPWARDLY

MOBILE TO KEEP PACE WITH THEIR PEERS !

 

THEY*RE AN UPWARDLY MOBILE COUPLE

Thats what they aspire to BEE

A better JOB ~ House fit for a SNOB

A posher CAR ~ like a  JAG-UAR

A Private School ~ with a higher FEE !

 

THEY*RE AN UPWARDLY MOBILE COUPLE

Thats what they aspire to BEE

 Securing their PLACE in the Human Race

HE wants to be in the MASONS

SHE just wants to be seen ~ on TV !

 

THEY*RE AN UPWARDLY MOBILE COUPLE

That what they aspire to BEE

So everyone knows ~ they shop at WAITEROSE

They ignore the PRICE ~ go for QUAL-ITY

Avoid being seen in ICELAND ~ and never go near AL-DI !

 

THEY*RE AN UPWARD MOBILE COUPLE

Thats what they aspire to BEE

A big CRUISE each year ~ to some Exotic Sphere

NO NHS ~ They go PRIVATE ~ NO STRESS

But they all love a PERK ~ if its FREE

 

Thanks for reading ~ please comment ~ ANGELA & BRIAN ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿงก

 

P.S.  In no way is this POEM about US !  We have median paid

JOBS in the Public Sector ~ The NHS & Adult Education !   

 

 

  • Author: ANGELA & BRIAN (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 4th, 2019 03:02
  • Category: Sociopolitical
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Comments4

  • orchidee

    Oh I know. I married Kate Price (KP) on Halloween (what other day could I choose?). Not seen her since. Well, not for 99% of the time. Either on telly, or getting botox to look more like a (old) trout, etc! When Fido sees her, it puts him off his dinner! heehee.

    • ANGELA & BRIAN

      HI UNCLE STEVE ~ Poor Old Katie ~ Shes happy with her 1% and She tells me she always insists on FIDO being locked in the SHED when she visits YOU ! Dont tell enyone but *sub judice* she tells me she regrets ever meeting BO TOX ! Thanks for your comment !

      Blessings & Joy to You & KP & (DE)FIDO !
      Love in Spirit BRIAN & ANGELA
      ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿงก ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿงก ๐Ÿ’™

    • Michael Edwards

      We often shop in Aldi but we do use a Waitrose bag.

      • ANGELA & BRIAN

        BON APRES MIDI UNCLE MIKE ! We all use the old Waiterose Bag ploy to impress the Neighbours ! I (BRIAN) when I go to LONDON @ Christmas I always take my supply of HARRODS BAGS so I can look POSH on the train back home to ESSEX ! Its not where one Shops ~ its where People think you shop that counts. Like YOU all we want is VALUE for our hard earned CRUST ! My MUM shops at ALDI & ICELAND ~ BUT ~ if shes expecting the *JONES* ~ for a MEAL ~ she always shops @ SAINSBURYS *Taste the Difference* !

        Blessings to You & Yours
        Love B & A ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’™
        Please check our (CON) FUSIONS !

      • Christina8

        I don't get the whole "keeping up with Joneses" philosophy of living. I just live within my means and I'm happy. Although a treat is nice every once and a great while.

        • ANGELA & BRIAN

          HOLA CHRIS ! BRIAN aqui ~ gracias por tu commentario. i Es muy verdad el que Tu dices ! The BIBLE teaches us to *Be Content & Happy ~ with what we possess* and to *Count our Blessings ~ every DAY !* One of the Secrets of Happiness is *Living within ones Means*. Your JB as a NURSE gives you inner REWARDS a million times more than $$$$$$$ ! People who constantly strive to keep up with the JONES* are really trying to keep up with the World & its chameleon Fads & Fashions ! The BIBLE also warns about this ~ AMEN !

          Blessings & Peace to YOU & Yours !
          i Abrazos y Besos a TODOS !
          Love BRIAN & ANGELA ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’™

        • Goldfinch60

          I live my life well within my means and the best things in life are free, love especially.

          • ANGELA & BRIAN

            Thnksfor your comment Uncle ANDY. Good advice as dispensed my Mr Mikawber in David Copperfield. John - Paul - George & Ringo would endorse the Mantra *Cant buy me LOVE !*

            Blessings & Peace to You & Joyce
            Love ANGELA & BRIAN
            ๐Ÿงก ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿงก ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿงก



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