Even experience can't train you for this, 5am a poo explosion hits
While their beautiful smiles brings joys unknown, in that moment of impact you felt your own
As each second feels forever you try not to laugh, but each time you do, out sneaks a fart!
Any moment now, we could both be standing in our own dung. If I don't get this down quickly, I'll be showing off
Finally cleared the endless spray on grit, no time for more than is needed, just cover the below and go, before I'm the next to explode...
Clenched, with a wobble holding a bonce chair of giggles, how can ten steps feel so far... There's a pop and you go ahhhhh!
Nothing can ever prepare you for this in life.
Satisfied we exist the bathroom, we didn't even make a mess!
To find the dog licking her lips, thank us for a warm break-feast....
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Poetic Dan (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Many thoughts to share but life can be just shit, but got to look on the bright side and whistle. My gorgeous new daughter is nearly 3 months old and keeping me busy, much peace and respect... Just added a song that destroys & rebuilds me every time.
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You gonna fly there in that pic?!
They just caught my good side lol
What a wonderful start to my day the laughter resonates within me.
My son put a picture on facebook about a year ago showing his newly born daughter in the back of the car with poo all over the place.
You are right nothing can prepare you for this but you just have to laugh and love the young ones with all your heart.
Andy
Thank you my friend, glad I had a chuckle to start my day too! as each one is just getting faster!
Always Appreciate Your time
I'm also glad we have survived car journeys so far too
Been through all that but it'll pass lol
Love the write PD
I'm always glad to see it come & go!
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