HAS ANYONE EVER SAID ‘BOO’ TO A GOOSE?
It’s not right that there’s never a left of way
I’d like to know how you can ever paint spray
and what are you going to call a day?
You can’t go for walks with stepping stones
and marrows will never grow in bones
and are there spiders in no fly zones?
Can you really use cheese to make a tray
and why do criminals want to steel grey?
To hell with it all I’ll go and pipe clay!
Has anyone ever said ‘Boo’ to a goose?
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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"BOO!"
Great fun write Michael.
As soon as I saw the drawing i started laughing - thank you.
Andy
Yes, good writes and pic M. lol.
Here's an old one - Aww, why they going to prosecute Bill Stickers, or his mate Bill Posters? What have they done?! Or Bill Berles, if you know him?
Yup - know him well - he hangs around with Baub Berles.
Good Morning Uncle Mike ~ Im still enjoying Half Term. I work pm today to make sure all the Labs are tikety-boo fo next week ! Love the paradoxes on your triplet of triplets awesome and that DUCK is a GAS ! To seriously answer your Q about geese. They are very persistent if you have BREAD (like tax collectors !) and being much bigger than DUCKS can scare the KIDS which is a pity ! To prepare ourselves for PARENTHOOD ! Angela & I collect a plethora of Nephews & Neices and take them to the Activity Centre (Swings !) which has a large lake with Ducks & Geese etc etc. When they have SWUNG we buy bags of DUCKFOOD (50p a bag) and proceed lakewards. As we are feeding the Ducks the Geese soon arrive ~ Walking & Skwarking & Mawking etc etc. Some of our N & Ns are pre-School so are naturally intimidated bt these great BEASTS ! So we have adopted a strategy ! I have instructed them to face said Geese and say very Loudly not BOO but SHOO (which translates in any language to GO AWAY !) and it works ! So in short we have*nt said BOO to a GOOSE ~ BUT ~ we have said SHOO and it works ~ AMEN !
Blessings & Peace to You & Yours
Love ANGELA & BRIAN 💛💛💛
Fun stuff. Has a visual arts master ever been goosed?
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