Driving down the road,
Minding my own business
When I caught up with one.
Looked in my rear view mirror
And there was another behind me.
Then I looked to my right
And there was one coming out,
Out into the road
To join the traffic.
And then blow me
Another came from the left.
I looked ahead,
There on the other side of the road
Was another one,
Coming towards me.
It was just not my day
To be driving my Skoda,
As I was being consumed,
Consumed by Mercs!
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Author:
Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: This is true, I was driving along the road with a Merc in front and behind my and then another waiting to turn into the road.
- Category: Humor
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Comments5
Good write Gold.
When I went out to do the weekly shop this morning the first car I saw was another flaming Merc!!
Perhaps you should consider walking
What!! I get plenty of exercise walking to the car!!
Andy
It's the large 4by4s that annoy me - usually driven with an arrogance only surpassed by Prince Andrew.
Spot on Bill
Agree Bill, these large 'off road' 4 by 4s always seem to be so clean!
Andy
ahem! ... i drive a merc.... wossa mattah wiff drivin a merc then?
They don't goose step any longer and there aint many UK car makes to choose from (they all fell apart). Anyway, mercedes are the same company as the american Dodge car company now. I also used to have a merc sprinter van which i have to say was the best van i ever ran (ooh poetic) at the end of the street, it could pick up its feet, i drove slowly so as not to get banned ...... the merc muse of mps?
Nothing wrong with Mercs - I have to say that as my brother has one - it was just very strange though to be surrounded by Mercs as I drove along the road.
Andy
Well, some folk have money then.
We might say, Ahem, so at a church. When an appeal was made, people dashed to put money in the hat! How much of it was sacrificial giving, I don't know.
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