An insensitive................ooh!

orchidee

C'mon now - I don't care

About this crisis!

It probably don't exist even

So say some mad folk

Icke and Co!

I thought we had enough of their madness

Their first time around

 

C'mon now

I'm starting a Funding Page

For poor Branson

He must keep his private island you know

Oh it don't matter - 

There's people suffering and dying

So what?

As long as 'I'm all right Jack!'

 

Throw in ya couple of quid or dollars

It'll all help, ya know

Never mind Tesco's  'Every little help'

People like Branson are in urgent need of it

Though he can't take it with him when he dies

(Nor can anyone)

 

Ohhhh - &^*%$()&%$£&

*(&^%$£!!()) (*^%$£()

**(^%$$())^$****!!!

(Are ya ears burning now?)

 

Gotta mark this 18+ now

Or Fido will bark furiously at me

Don't let him meet Branson

He'll go for his jugular

As if in a rabid fury!

 

C'mon, pay up now

All contributions gratefully received

Doh!

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: April 15th, 2020 02:06
  • Comment from author about the poem: What do you think of this?! Ohh, 18+ from me?
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  • orchidee

    I will tone it down tomorrow probably - back to sweet singing! But are you incensed at this too, as I am?

  • ANGELA & BRIAN

    GOOD MOANING ~ Uncle Steve ! He whom the Gods would destroy ~ they must first make mad ! I agree with your *18* coding ! I guess this isolation is driving Fido bonkers too ! Angela & I thanks GOD we got married (over the Anvil !) three weeks ago ! Otherwise we would have never been able to consumate the marriage (six feet apart !). We also have a GARDEN to meditate in so we are doubly best beening able not only to spoon but to croon as well ~ AMEN.
    Miss Otis regrets Shes unable to post today ! Too near the *Front Line* for trivia ~ I feel he same. In some respects MPS is getting Odier & Odier by the day ! Cest la VIE !

    BlessingS & Joy to You & Your Insensed Irish Mutt
    Love in the Spirit Brian & Miss Otis 💛💛💛💛💛

    • orchidee

      Thanks A&B. I will take this down if it's too facetious (long word there!).
      Well, I told Fido - don't go to a church where they have incense then - in-censed! Doh!
      Thinking of you both 🙂

    • Michael Edwards

      ^*%$()&%$£& and a hearty ^*%$()&%$£&

      • orchidee

        Thanks M. How many (sylla) berles used in this. We dare not translate it! You paid up to help him yet?!

      • Neville

        Ooh err matron..

        summats up innit sir..

        Neville

        • orchidee

          Thanks Neville. Yes, a rant today. Did you see the story in the papers? One paper says 'We won't forget this, Branson - your greed and selfishness'. Tomorrow it could be against Trump and the WHO funding. But I shall probably sing instead!

          • Neville


            I certainly would not object if you had a rant about that guy...

          • FredPeyer

            I never thought I would ever see anything from you marked 18+, but hey, there is a first for everything!
            Couldn't agree with you more.

            • orchidee

              Thanks Fred. It was the bit of 'French' that made me mark it 18+. heehee.

            • Goldfinch60

              Richard was quite amused by this when I showed him - his protection force will be round to see you soon.

              Andy

              • orchidee

                Thanks Gold. When they arrive, I will sing to them. Torture them! lol.

              • Fay Slimm.

                I nearly fainted at this 18+ alongside your posting and had to have a peep dear Orchi - --agree about owning an island for isolation and quite a few it seems are doing just that in this present climate - but as for those aweful explosions of ^*%^(**^^&^%^&& - well who would have thought you know what they mean my dear friend. - - well here's few more from me - - $%^^^***%$^£%&***+++$%$.

                • orchidee

                  Thanks Fay. Oohh! You cursing Branson too? It's iniquitous if he is ever given the cash.



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