Oh Little Miss Muffet!
Her belly, couldn’t really stuff it
The spider said “No way”
Could she eat the curds and whey
Whose is that, Batman?" 🦇
He’s looking like a Cat man
With all those kittens
He’s behaving rather smitten
Humpty Dumpty
He’s Looking rather Lumpy
He fell out of his 🛌 bed
Now he’s sporting a bump on his head
Oh Lady Godiva
In the pool she would dive, ya! 🏊♀️
But she Forgot she was bare
Now everyone stares
There was a cat named Billy 🐈
Who acted really silly
He would play with his tail
When he Bit it, he would wail
There’s an old mourning dog 🐕
Whose mine is in a fog
He barks in his sleep
and in the morning does weep
The was a clever fly 🦟
Was always raiding food on the sly
The spider was wiser
Jumped on him like a geyser
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Author:
Dove (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: My attempt at humor! Smilez!
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Mary had a little lamb
It's coat was black as soot
And everywhere that Mary went
It's sooty foot he put.
Andy
Mary had a little lamb
she also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
but I've never ..........
Sorry - I've forgotten the rest.
Cute Andy!
Baa 🐑
if it was as much fun to write as it was to read, then I imagine you had a great time penning this one 😄
Thanks Mek! It was fun, thanks for stopping
By!
Great fun - must write some - now see what you've done. lol 😀
Of course I made one with Glenit-
But the formatting didn’t work!
Keep them coming Micheal!
Smilez!!!
Oh what a rascal is Glenit bee
but a lovable rascal you must agree.
Today he’s off for a game of tennis
taking along his girlfriend Glenis.
Great One Micheal, and I see you have the right format too! Excellent
THERE WAS A BEE NAMED GLENIT
CURRENTLY WORKING FOR THE SENATE
HE SAYS ITS FOR THE MONEY
BUT ITS REALLY FOR THE HONEY’S
Just written some - will post tomorrow - thanks for the inspiration.
BRIAN AQUI ~ Hola ROMANTICA ! Gracis for SEVEN vey comic verses - some based on Nursery Rhymes - Well Done ! Love your eclectic choice of Subjects ! Miss Muffet - Batman - Humpty Dumpty - Silly~Billy Cat - Mourning Dog & (not so) Clever Fly !
Jack & Jill went up the Hill
To fetch a pail of Water
Jill came down ~ with a Smile not a Frown
And now theve got a DAUGHTER !
Blessings & Peace to YOU & YOURS
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Thanks Brian, I chose relatable subjects!
Love the comic lines!
Will visit the post! Thanks again
for stopping by!
Best to the Trio!
Hardly bardly, but wunderfully wurdly...
Mary had a little duck, she also had a bat
Her duck would often hang upside down
Now wot ya think of that... 😎
Ha Ha! Me thinks the bat is a bad influence on the little ducky! Thanks for the smilez!
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