Romantic Bloom

Clerihews- comic verses

Oh Little Miss Muffet!
Her belly, couldn’t really stuff it
The spider said “No way”
Could she eat the curds and whey

Whose is that, Batman?" πŸ¦‡ 
He’s looking like a Cat man
With all those kittens
He’s behaving rather smitten

Humpty Dumpty
He’s Looking rather Lumpy 
He fell out of his πŸ›Œ bed 
Now he’s sporting a bump on his head

Oh Lady Godiva
In the pool she would dive, ya! 🏊‍♀️ 
But she Forgot she was bare
Now everyone stares

There was a cat named Billy 🐈 
Who acted really silly
He would play with his tail
When he Bit it, he would wail

There’s an old mourning dog πŸ• 
Whose mine is in a fog
He barks in his sleep
and in the morning does weep

The was a clever fly  πŸ¦Ÿ 
Was always raiding food on the sly
The spider was wiser
Jumped on him like a geyser 


  • Goldfinch60

    Mary had a little lamb
    It's coat was black as soot
    And everywhere that Mary went
    It's sooty foot he put.


    • Michael Edwards

      Mary had a little lamb
      she also had a bear
      I've often seen her little lamb
      but I've never ..........

      Sorry - I've forgotten the rest.

      • Romantic Bloom

        Cute Andy!

        Baa πŸ‘

      • L. B. Mek

        if it was as much fun to write as it was to read, then I imagine you had a great time penning this one πŸ˜„

        • Romantic Bloom

          Thanks Mek! It was fun, thanks for stopping

        • Michael Edwards

          Great fun - must write some - now see what you've done. lol πŸ˜€

          • Romantic Bloom

            Of course I made one with Glenit-
            But the formatting didn’t work!
            Keep them coming Micheal!


            • Michael Edwards

              Oh what a rascal is Glenit bee
              but a lovable rascal you must agree.
              Today he’s off for a game of tennis
              taking along his girlfriend Glenis.

            • 2 more comments

            • ANGELA & BRIAN

              BRIAN AQUI ~ Hola ROMANTICA ! Gracis for SEVEN vey comic verses - some based on Nursery Rhymes - Well Done ! Love your eclectic choice of Subjects ! Miss Muffet - Batman - Humpty Dumpty - Silly~Billy Cat - Mourning Dog & (not so) Clever Fly !

              Jack & Jill went up the Hill
              To fetch a pail of Water
              Jill came down ~ with a Smile not a Frown
              And now theve got a DAUGHTER !

              Blessings & Peace to YOU & YOURS
              Con Amor A & B & El Gato Ahumido ! ! !
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              • Romantic Bloom

                Thanks Brian, I chose relatable subjects!
                Love the comic lines!
                Will visit the post! Thanks again
                for stopping by!

                Best to the Trio!

              • Neville

                Hardly bardly, but wunderfully wurdly...

                Mary had a little duck, she also had a bat
                Her duck would often hang upside down
                Now wot ya think of that... 😎

                • Romantic Bloom

                  Ha Ha! Me thinks the bat is a bad influence on the little ducky! Thanks for the smilez!

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