Adventures of Calvin & Hobbes

Accidental Poet



A mischievous little boy named Calvin

With the imagination of a giant

An agenda all his own

  Compliantly defiant

 

With his best friend of Hobbes

A stuffed tiger Calvin believes is real

They play together

Living out adventures surreal

 

In Calvin’s little red wagon

They hurl down a hillside

And under his bed he’s equipped

To blast monsters with Deathicide

 

Or as monsters themselves

Calvin & Hobbes on the loose

Two scary creatures

Chasing down a confused goose

 

With Dinosaurs deafening roar

Never a more perilous day

When all of a sudden

In comes Calvin to save the day

 

As Mutant Snowgoons attack

Hobbes falls to his knees

Calvin takes the garden hose

 “Freeze Snowgoons, Freeze”

 

In a cardboard box

A time machine piloted by two

To distant time and lands

Until Mom calls and to home they’re due

 

Oh, how I love

The imagination of a child

Reminding me of younger days

Playing outdoors and smiles

 

Copyright © Accidental Poet 2021

  • Author: Sharon\'s Poet (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: June 22nd, 2021 05:09
  • Comment from author about the poem: Image of Calvin & Hobbes copyright (C) Bill Watterson 1985 No infringement intended.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 37
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  • orchidee

    A fine write AP.
    'Two scary creatures'. You been watching 'Neighbours'?!
    If you don't know it, don't bother. You'll have nightmares for months seeing it.

    • Accidental Poet

      Then I'm guessing you've been having nightmares for months Orchi? And do they involve KP? ; )

      • orchidee

        Yes! lol.

        • Accidental Poet

          I feel your pain Orchi. You may sing in agony, just let me put in my super ear plugs. ; )

        • dusk arising

          Loved it. The imagination of a child. I recall things my brother and me invented with just one cardboard box.

          • Accidental Poet

            You didn't go through time and meet Calvin & Hobbes did you?

          • Goldfinch60

            Good fun write AP.

            Andy



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