I’m making a complaint about Santa Claus
and I’m driven to make it all because
of the damage that was caused last year
during deliveries by his deer.
It went and put its leaden hoof
through the tiles upon the roof
and in the post a quote today
from Claus the Builders, I’m sorry to say.
It quotes me for the tile repairs
and truly caught me unawares
but to his scam I'll not succumb
I'll tell him to stick it up his bum.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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Comments6
Oh lol, good write M.
Is there a Santa Berles?!
we paid our bill
with warmed mince pies
so next time he calls
we can look him in the eyes
rudolph it seemd though
drank our booze far too much
next he gets
a kick in the crutch
Love it dusk - boozy reindeer - pissed in charge of a sleigh.
Cute
Hahaha! I can imagine the scene. He won't come next year.
Good fun write Michael, my first smile of the day. Thank you.
Cracking artwork.
Andy
Ha - - Loud applause for your wicked wit Mike - -- am more than grinning and where you stuck that bill - --- your humour floors me but hope you know this naughty ditty may never bring Mister Claus to your door or chimney again. Thanks for this bit of fun.
Enjoyed he humor!
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