The neighbour has a fat cat
He's always on our wall
"Good morning" I said
His name is Big Warhol
He looks down at me
With disbelief in his eyes
"It's raining cats and dogs
Not a good morning. She lies!"
"Caught any mice lately?"
I asked the lazy fat cat
"Is she blind or what?
There's not a single rat!"
"I've cleared my house and hers
Can she not see they've gone?
I've put on so much weight
Been munching since the dawn."
"See you later Wally" I said
As I went back inside
"Thank goodness she's gone
Leave me in peace" he sighed
"What a silly woman
Warhol is my name
She calls me what? Wally?
Shame on her, shame!"
I read Black and White Cat by AuburnScribbler. My neighbours have a lovely cat. He loves sunbathing on top of the wall. He seems to look at me with disdain as I sweep outside my house every day.
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I could use Big Warhol for a day or two ... living in the country like I do we have lots of often unwelcome furry things visiting ............ very mice Roz & rats ya lot for now .. 🙂
I saw a documentary of mice overunning farms and fields in Australia. Big Warhol and his friends would have a field day!
a fun read, thank you
at least more entertainment, than that last
Cats film, CGI monstrosity 😨
lol
Thank you.
I really liked reading this Rozina, a very enjoyable comical back and forth from yourself and Big Warhol.
I hope that a boot camp will aid your fat little friend soon!
Bravo, and I hope that all is well!
Thank you.
Great fun read - not that cats are my favourite animals.
Thank you. I'm not this cat's favourite either!
It's a cat's life.
That's why cats are cool.
In saying that, they do have a habit of bringing pigeons back.
Yes unfortunately. Thank you.
Good words Rozina. Cats always look down on us humans, they are so arrogant.
Andy
This fellow certainly did. He’s very handsome. Thank you.
Consider yourself lucky Warhol doesn't reside with you. Don't you prefer to run your establishment your way? This may not be the case if you belonged to Puss.
Please keep on sweeping your lines this way, Rozina - great fun.
Thank you so much.
LMAO😂😂😂 one of the many cats I've had over the years was named Fat Cat Fred😂 Oh my god,you just brought back so many great memories Rozina😘💖🤗🌹🕊 Animals are just like people,each with their own personality😼
Yes they definitely have their own personalities. Thank you.
Thank you. I’m trying to improve my drawings with daily practice - sometimes not too atrocious!
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