A PAIR OF PEARS
(A HAIRY PAIR)
So proud of his pair was he
that he thought they were worthy to be
entered into a local show
and he knew he’d get pleasure in doing so.
so he filled in the form and off to submit it
and after the judging beside his exhibit
he saw on the table a judge’s notice
neatly written and what the judge wrote is:
‘I’m sorry to tell you that your pair be
ruled out of the judging on the grounds of 'too hairy’'.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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Comments4
Thank you Michael, my first laugh of the day. May there be many sounds of laughter in yours.
Andy
Thanks Andy - yes a bit of laughter - Jeanne is quite well at the moment and it makes such a difference.
So glad about that Michael.
Andy
Fido says it's strictly about a pair of pears - the fruit variety! lol. He said that to save me from a swoon.
Fruity dangloads eh what?
Heehee.
My entry to this competition is: a pair of coconuts (outer husk removed).
Prize to be sent by international courier;
May be left unattended on front porch table.
Thanking you in advance, Michael.
The thought of dessicating them makes my teeth go on edge lol
No answer yet, Michael.
I have a strong suspicion you may have absconded with the prize.
Speedy resolution required, otherwise, I will see you in court.....
See you in court - you can serve first?
Certainly - and the way this is going it would be a custard pie.
My very thin veneer of civilization is rapidly peeling away....
So it is , nicely written .
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