You know Val - St Valentine?
He lived in the 3rd Century AD.
But woe is me - Fido won't let me
Have any 'fun' or 'excitement'
It's always a gloomy day for me
Cos he never lets me get 'hot'
But chucks buckets of ice over me
To cool me down
At the least sign of 'hotness'!
Yes, he has to read all the poems before I do
He's working overtime
With the Valentine poems!
Why don't you put Fido out the back yard a while, Orchi?
And be a dark horse
Fido won't know
Give him a bone to chew or something
He'll be happy!
Cheers to you all, this Valentines' Day
With whisky, sherry, wine, or whatever
All with water added, specially by me, of course
Dunno why ya complain
I only try to save ya from hangovers! heehee
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Author:
orchidee (
Offline) - Published: February 14th, 2022 03:57
- Comment from author about the poem: Oohh, a genre of 'love' from me! There's a longer video of about 12 minutes (not this clip here), a kill-joy, of why NOT to celebrate St Valentine's Day. A biblical one, that you may think as pompous and sanctimonius.
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Comments6
Seems to be puppy love sort of, doggie being naughty cute when you writing perhaps.? It turned out a fab super poem of fun. Kudos!
Plz do read and comment my newest poem too.
Happy valentines poets.
Thanks z.
Toast at the ready with glass filled with wine - - happy Valentine dear Orchi and please mind how much whisky goes into your water today my naughty fido-less drinker.
Thanks Fay. lol.
Very seasonal. I wonder if you threw me a bone? Well done
Thanks S. lol.
Heehee. This was a clever one! Most people overlook the origin of this holiday but I'm glad you highlighted it here. Happy Valentine's! 💕
Thanks R.
Haha,I love it Orchi,
Thanks Blue.
My love was with me
My wine was drunk and not a drop of water in sight - thank goodness.
Andy
Thanks Gold. lol. So - I never turned up to muck it all up!
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