A chef was busy cooking today
inside his Italian themed cafe
when all of a sudden
he fell in the oven
and sad to say he’s now pasta way.
An incontinent ghost called Barny Boo
was regularly seen upon the loo
but one day while sitting
and non-stop shitting
he turned inside out disappearing from view.
A randy young lass called Teddy
got out her doll called Freddy
she jumped on his front
with a groan and a grunt
and his winky went soft like spaghetti.
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Michael Edwards (
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Three good fun writes Michael.
Andy
Oh lol good writes M.
Will Fido bark at 2 and 3? lol.
Yes - should have marked it 18+
You did make the ton - congrats, Michel. One can only await in anticipation to witness the response from the contributor immediately above to my intervention...Word of advice to whom it may concern: in this instance - move on and ignore my contribution entirely.
Yup - ton-up - more in the pipeline. Cheers DD
A flatulent poet called Bart
had a very theatrical part
when the curtain was raised
his behaviour was crazed
which gave the front row quite a start
an electricians mate called Izzy
had a bossman who kept him quite busy
when wiring a lamp
he was attaked by a cramp
there was a flash and his hair went all frizzy
an artificial insemnator from birmingham
upset his fine herd whilst he's worming-'em
being chased round the field
decreased their milk yield
and ruined his chance of squirtin sperm in-'em
a pussy cat breeder from slough
crossed a tomcat with a brown cow
it had claws big a horns
gives milk when it yawns
he didn't hang around to hear it mee-ow
I love the opportunity to make these up... keep 'em coming
All brilliant but No1 is my favourite.
a condom erector named nobby
had a really quite perculiar hobby
he whittled from wood
just whatever he could
and sold them in old abu-dhabi
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lol
your lines, almost had me 'pasta way'
thank you for the chuckles, my friend
a great way
to setup us up, for a hopeful weekend
Thanks for the chuckles.take care
Cheers Dean
Thanks for the giggles! These are great!
They are fun aren't they.
Number 2 - did any hit the fan? Poor chap if it did - a football fan, for example!
Number 3 - is that Teddy Berles?
Michael,
I especially loved the first one.🤣
Happy to see the Modigliani inspired monotype, once again.
Thank you for sharing your writings and art.
Laura🌻
I'll pop them all on over the next week or so. Currently working on a large abstract and a large seaseape which are taking up all my spare time - both for the same client. Cheers Laura.
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