There's this bunch of firemen
wearing all their protective gear
oh and a extra mask cos
it's covid lockdown year
so they've just got back to the depot
and theyve put out a fire again today
off comes the fire fighting gear
and it's into the canteen for
a quick drink before they go home
and someone bought cakes
cos is fireman Pete's birthday
well thats all ok isn't it
oh, hang on, i made a mistake
they weren't firemen
they were westminster politicians
nah, doesn't matter
principle is the same isn't it
both groups are public servants
if not, why not?
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Author:
dusk arising (
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- Comment from author about the poem: He he he, heres one for Brits and ex-pats to have fun with, no swearing please.
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Comments5
I am a good boy. I am a good boy..... Oh sod it. Those blo..... Fu....... Ars.........
I have to say ditto here in the U.S.
Spot on dusk - and then they were found out and the firefighting began all over again.
You got them nailed Dusk - and I second your point.
I was not invited!!
Andy
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