I'll give ya Friday the 13th......
A bit of battiness
Though I don't believe in 'luck'
Or various spookiness
Now, c'mon Orchi
What's all this rubbish ya spout?
A talking, reading, barking dog, named Fido?
Who checks all the poems
And barks fiercely if people 'forgot'
To mark 'em 18+!
And married to KP?
Why, you hardly see her now
She's either in the papers or on telly
Or at The Botox Clinic
Or at The Old Trout Club
And the World's Worst Singer?
Well, you started it Orchi
You said you were a bad singer!
And ya keeps writing poems to sing
Sing 'em in a sound-proof room, ya tell me!
They are horrible to me
They say 'Go sing....
Over the hills and far away'
Preferably as far away as possible
On the Moon!
And my pic
It's two GUINEA PIGS
Not rats or gerbils
Nor mutant giant hamsters!
Now that would be scary for Friday the 13th
Oh, and this whisky-watering.....
Well, I'm only trying to help
You'll not use so much whisky (gin, sherry, etc)
If ya add water to it
Pop round for a gin or three
With plenty of water
See ya soon!
heehee.
- Author: orchidee ( Offline)
- Published: May 13th, 2022 02:05
- Comment from author about the poem: Orchi in eccentric mood! lol.
- Category: Humor
- Views: 43
Comments11
This is funny. Enjoyed the offbeat rhythm coming back to those final lines! Made me giggle! good write!
Thanks B. It's nutty! lol.
You know I like it when you decide to deviate, dont'cha .. I completely forgot today was Friday .. let alone Friday the thirteenth .. one day seems to roll into another when one decides to take a few days off to recuperate from a vicious period of on call ................... hardly slept a wink last night and back to the old grindstone in 25 minutes or so ........ Neville 🙂
Thanks Neville. Only one Friday 13th this year I think. I'll be deviating at times! lol. Best wishes.
Just a hint of water to unlock the flavour of whiskey. Gin is gin.
To be fair you've brought it all upon yourself. (I always knew they were guinea pigs)
Thanks SC.
Ah, some good humor to start the weekend with! My cup is filled. Thanks, Orkz
Thanks C.
And there's still room, so keep em comin!
Hey happy Friday the 13th. I love how coo coo you are, I love the eccentric and the weird! A great poem Orchi!
Thanks Rocky. lol.
this is funny orchi....had wondered where kp went to! LOL Happy friday the 13th!!
Thanks Christina. lol.
Katie Price? What happened to Katie Perry? Did she remarry without divorcing you Orchi? 😥
Thanks AP. lol.
I have to say I chuckled with each line! To a poet extraordinaire! It's playful and chock full of the humor of life. Good Write!
Thanks B. lol.
This is so crazily funny! Thanks for a good laugh.
Thanks R. lol.
I've told you before about putting water in my whisky, it is worthy of sending you away to that far place where you sing with the bagpipes.
Andy
Thanks Gold. lol.
Ah, some good humor to start the weekend with! My cup is filled. Thanks, Orkz
Thanks C. You said that twice. I said, you said that.....! lol.
oh dear, how did that happen! lol
You must have thought of the same line twice. I said, You must have thought....
Note to self: OK Orchi, no need to flog the joke to death. You sound like those Chorus-singers, over and over......! lol.
Hahaha. I think I left the same page on both the desk top and mobile. Must’ve lost internet signal and sent it twice.
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