That's too Weird!

orchidee



I'll give ya Friday the 13th......

A bit of battiness

Though I don't believe in 'luck'

Or various spookiness

 

Now, c'mon Orchi

What's all this rubbish ya spout?

 

A talking, reading, barking dog, named Fido?

Who checks all the poems

And barks fiercely if people 'forgot'

To mark 'em 18+!

 

And married to KP?

Why, you hardly see her now

She's either in the papers or on telly

Or at The Botox Clinic

Or at The Old Trout Club

 

And the World's Worst Singer?

Well, you started it Orchi

You said you were a bad singer! 

And ya keeps writing poems to sing

Sing 'em in a sound-proof room, ya tell me!

 

They are horrible to me

They say 'Go sing....

Over the hills and far away'

Preferably as far away as possible

On the Moon!

 

And my pic

It's two GUINEA PIGS

Not rats or gerbils

Nor mutant giant hamsters!

Now that would be scary for Friday the 13th 

 

Oh, and this whisky-watering.....

Well, I'm only trying to help

You'll not use so much whisky (gin, sherry, etc)

If ya add water to it

 

Pop round for a gin or three

With plenty of water

See ya soon!

heehee.

 

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: May 13th, 2022 02:05
  • Comment from author about the poem: Orchi in eccentric mood! lol.
  • Category: Humor
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Comments11

  • blacksparrow79

    This is funny. Enjoyed the offbeat rhythm coming back to those final lines! Made me giggle! good write!

    • orchidee

      Thanks B. It's nutty! lol.

    • Neville


      You know I like it when you decide to deviate, dont'cha .. I completely forgot today was Friday .. let alone Friday the thirteenth .. one day seems to roll into another when one decides to take a few days off to recuperate from a vicious period of on call ................... hardly slept a wink last night and back to the old grindstone in 25 minutes or so ........ Neville 🙂

      • orchidee

        Thanks Neville. Only one Friday 13th this year I think. I'll be deviating at times! lol. Best wishes.

      • Saxon Crow

        Just a hint of water to unlock the flavour of whiskey. Gin is gin.

        To be fair you've brought it all upon yourself. (I always knew they were guinea pigs)

        • orchidee

          Thanks SC.

        • arqios

          Ah, some good humor to start the weekend with! My cup is filled. Thanks, Orkz

          • orchidee

            Thanks C.

            • arqios

              And there's still room, so keep em comin!

            • Rocky Lagou

              Hey happy Friday the 13th. I love how coo coo you are, I love the eccentric and the weird! A great poem Orchi!

              • orchidee

                Thanks Rocky. lol.

              • Christina8

                this is funny orchi....had wondered where kp went to! LOL Happy friday the 13th!!

                • orchidee

                  Thanks Christina. lol.

                • Accidental Poet

                  Katie Price? What happened to Katie Perry? Did she remarry without divorcing you Orchi? 😥

                  • orchidee

                    Thanks AP. lol.

                  • Bella Shepard

                    I have to say I chuckled with each line! To a poet extraordinaire! It's playful and chock full of the humor of life. Good Write!

                    • orchidee

                      Thanks B. lol.

                    • Rozina

                      This is so crazily funny! Thanks for a good laugh.

                      • orchidee

                        Thanks R. lol.

                      • Goldfinch60

                        I've told you before about putting water in my whisky, it is worthy of sending you away to that far place where you sing with the bagpipes.

                        Andy

                        • orchidee

                          Thanks Gold. lol.

                        • arqios

                          Ah, some good humor to start the weekend with! My cup is filled. Thanks, Orkz

                          • orchidee

                            Thanks C. You said that twice. I said, you said that.....! lol.

                            • arqios

                              oh dear, how did that happen! lol

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