There they were at the top of the building
Looking down on the city obscured by clouds.
One looked down and said “Those Clouds look so solid,
As though you could bounce on them”.
“Surely not” said another, “You’d just fall through”.
“I’ll try it” said the first,
So off he jumped, he hit the cloud
And bounce straight back.
“Wow!” said the second, “I don’t believe that!”
So the first jumped off once more,
And bounced back again.
The second said “I must try that!”
So he jumps off the building
And passes straight through the cloud,
To meet his death on the path below.
The third man turned to the first and said
“You can be a right swine sometimes, Superman!”
- Author: Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) ( Offline)
- Published: May 20th, 2022 01:04
- Comment from author about the poem: This a poem I wrote some years ago but I thought I would put it on here after I read Rocky's poem "THEY SAY IF YOU JUMP HIGH ENOUGH, YOU CAN TOUCH THE SKY – SO I TRIED"
- Category: Humor
- Views: 34
- Users favorite of this poem: L. B. Mek, Rocky Lagou
Comments10
Oh groan. I told you that joke.
That joke was alive before you were!!
Andy
Good write Gold. lol. We know those 'old' jokes, you and I?!
Yes we do Orchi.
whenever I tell a joke, nobody laughs, they all say it 'must be a Swiss joke'!
It must be Fred.
Andy
a great read and vid
as-ever
thank you! Andy
hope the rain clears up
and you're gifted a green lush carpet for your croquet
all weekend, long
Thanks Mek, I was playing croquet this morning.
Andy
STOPPPPEHHEHE!! I swear this is literally GENIUS! I'm glad to hear my poem sparked you to post this again, because if not I probably would've never have read it. I swear I never knew how cruel Superman was, haha, isn't he supposed to be a hero? Very funny poem!
Thanks Rocky, laughter is the best medicine.
Andy
Very funny poem! I needed a laugh. Great job!
Glad I made you laugh Christina.
Andy
O what a laugh - thanks for the mirth andy.w
Thank you Michael, laughter is important.
Andy
Ha! Wonderful!
Thank you Jon.
Andy
Hahaha I love this. I shall share with my friends too.
Share away Rozina, laughter is so important for all.
Andy
Yup, groan for sure.🤓
Groan away John, groan away. LOL
Andy
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