Michael Edwards

LIMERICKS 115, 116 and 117




When the body starts buckling

and hip joints start crumbling

consider meditation

It’ll be your salvation

You’ll find that it’s better than doing nothing.



Up for some fun a randy young wag

fancied a lass and asked for a shag

but when his hands strayed

he was most dismayed

to find that the lass was a man dressed in drag.



Fly tippers are banned which I find quite funny

and I hope you don’t think this doesn’t become me

but if you should do

please think it all through

and tell me where flies go to spend all their money.


  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: May 22nd, 2022 01:17
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • Saxon Crow

    Well No 2.... We've all been there!

  • orchidee

    Oh lol. good writes and pic M.
    Fido dashed to save me from a swoon on No.2.

  • MendedFences27

    Had to look up "fly tipper." But then what a good chuckle I had to start my Sunday morn. Artwork is amazing, as usual. Liked 'em all. - Phil A.

    • Michael Edwards

      Yes an English ohrase for those who leave their trash where they shouldn't - a big problem here in the UK. Thanks for looking in MF.

    • Christina8

      The second one is hilarious, but they are all great. Limericks are difficult to do! Great job!

      • Michael Edwards

        The trick is to think out the last line first. thanks Christina.

      • Rocky Lagou

        Marvelous job Michael! The second one got me good! I adore your limericks!

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