When the body starts buckling
and hip joints start crumbling
consider meditation
It’ll be your salvation
You’ll find that it’s better than doing nothing.
Up for some fun a randy young wag
fancied a lass and asked for a shag
but when his hands strayed
he was most dismayed
to find that the lass was a man dressed in drag.
Fly tippers are banned which I find quite funny
and I hope you don’t think this doesn’t become me
but if you should do
please think it all through
and tell me where flies go to spend all their money.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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Well No 2.... We've all been there!
😁😁
Oh lol. good writes and pic M.
Fido dashed to save me from a swoon on No.2.
You can always rely on Fido.
Had to look up "fly tipper." But then what a good chuckle I had to start my Sunday morn. Artwork is amazing, as usual. Liked 'em all. - Phil A.
Yes an English ohrase for those who leave their trash where they shouldn't - a big problem here in the UK. Thanks for looking in MF.
The second one is hilarious, but they are all great. Limericks are difficult to do! Great job!
The trick is to think out the last line first. thanks Christina.
Marvelous job Michael! The second one got me good! I adore your limericks!
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