Trickle Trickle !


Trickle trickle, hold on tight.
I've woken up, in the dead of night
Still hearing the trickle, I squeezed my dick
I've got to make the bathroom quick !

Made it safely to the bathroom's throne,
Thank the Lord, I'm home alone, 
Another trickle, yes now I know
Still squeezing my dick, so I just let go !

I stand there straining, broken hearted,
I'm trying to go, but I think I've farted.
I get it together, think for a bit
My arse is warm, I think I've shit !

I turn the tap on, and I let it trickle,
My pants are in an aweful pickle,
Being wakened so abrupt you know,
I really don't think I ever needed to go..

I'm cleaned up now bereft of poo,
Taps off now and that trickle stopped too,
That trickle trickle has done my brain in
I see lightening, it thunders, could be raining !

  • Author: Justa_Geezer (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 9th, 2022 03:44
  • Comment from author about the poem: I wrote this for a contest, it had to use the word TRICKLE eight times in th poem !
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 7


  • Raven333

    I needed that laugh!!! great work my friend..

  • Goldfinch60

    Good fun write JG, trickle away.


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