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Michael Edwards

In a supermarket car park a friend of mine

couldn’t recall where he’d parked his car.

He kept on lamenting: ‘It can’t be far’,

forgetting he’d done all his shopping on line.

 

It seems to me

that that you cannot deny

there are far more planes down in the sea

than submarines in the sky

 

She was 55 thousand years of age

and with nothing in common we couldn’t engage

It was all my fault so I can’t complain

and I’ll not go carbon dating again.

 

If you remember the Ying Tong song

you must be old and you haven’t got long

before its time for you to go

so get prepared and  iddle your fo.

 

 

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 6th, 2023 00:32
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  • orchidee

    Oh lol, good writes and pic M.
    Does Miss Berles iddle her fo - or shouldn't we ask?! lol.

  • Teddy.15

    LOL have you ever met a 48 year old women in menopause lol 😂 chuckle chuckle

    • Michael Edwards

      12 months of my marriage - bless her. xx

    • Goldfinch60

      Good one Michael.

      https://youtu.be/33-fVsL5Kdc

      Andy

    • jarcher54

      Oh my... isn't the rule one poem a day? (-: Was her name by any chance Lucy?

      • Michael Edwards

        Lucy Lastic - she was a real let down.



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