I cant believe it!
Not again!
Gertrudes doin it
Outside in the shed
Look there goes the shovel
Through the window
And now the shears
Have skewered
A weeping willow
And, ooo yuk!
I can see through the shed door
I know she's in her seventies
But he looks 34
It's disgusting
And at her age too
She really should know better
Oh Gertrude get a room!
You see somethings are best done in private
And not for all to see
And sex in your seventies
It's not eveyones cup of tea
And we all know you're flexible
We've seen you exercise
But your promiscuous behaviour
Should make a compromise
So please Gertrude when you get the urge
Could you be a bit more private
Don't shag on the vicars verge
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Author:
Saxon Crow (
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- Comment from author about the poem: A continuation of requests from Teddy
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Thank you for not including any footage.
Lol. Best reply ever
Its not the footage that would concern me but the middleage - God forbid.
Ha!
Another day another smile. Cheers SC
Your welcome Michael
LOL are you sure this isn't one of your dreams dear Sax? LoL 🤣 oh I adore this old bird, she's got the audacity of one of those characters from a carry on film. Brilliant ending I just didn't see it coming, laugh out loud I certainly did. King of Poetry. ❤️
Oh matron!
I'm glad that this not more explicit or it might be judged illicit. A most fun read. Sure glad I didn't have to watch though.
I'm seriously considering getting some help SB!
Yes, Teddy - definitely over to you - he won't even acknowledge me. (Probably too disturbing. He should get back to prayer and self flagellation.)
Be nice Dave
Why? I'll try....😊
Yeh be nice Dave lol 🤣
Lol
Dunno why I bothered....since I'm only 32, it really doesn't concern me at all.....
lol that's a slumberbash if ever I heard one 🤣
Yeh?.......Come up and see me sometime...... 'Have some Madeira m'dear...'
That's an indecent proposal Dave. 🤣
Lovely tune, though. (Deep chuckles.)
It's too much for you to bear! lol.
It's haunting me Orchid!
And what is wrong with having sex in the seventies SC!!!
Andy
No! Don't go any further with that conversation! I beg you 🙏 lol
I'm 67, you can let me off here and I'll walk the rest of the way. 😁
Lol. Take your time AP
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