Hey, does not my face ring a bell?
I am a Troll dude can't you tell.
Would you care if I stayed a spell?
Just try guy to ignore the smell!
`^`
Yeah I am mad so excuse me.
Got no shoes, that's why I'm angry.
They stopped making size thirty-three.
Dang shoe makers are so cheesy!
`^`
Lately I ain't feeling so great.
I ain't been myself as of late.
Some "KID" threw me over your gate?
That's partly why I'm so Irate.
`^`
Seems some folk get scared by my face.
I've lost faith in the human race.
So that's why I need a new place.
I'm living out of a suitcase!
`^`
I won't take up much room at all.
Us troll's only grow two feet tall.
I would be no bother y'all.
I don't think so, in the long haul?
`^`
A safer life I long to lead,
a place like this would fill my need.
I'd be a help to you indeed.
I promise I won't smoke no weed!
UPDATE:
I do not live in caves no more.
My new life's better than before.
I've been writing poems by the score.
"MY POETIC SIDE", I so adore~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: September 1st, 2024 09:09
- Comment from author about the poem: Another true tale, I couldn't make this up...
- Category: Humor
- Views: 12
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Comments4
Talentuous troll !
Howdy Lorenz! 👋
Thank you!! 😊
My TROLL thanks
you too!🙏
Y'all have a great day!
Best regards ✌️. Thad
Dude! He's so ghastly my very soul shivers to behold him! And then you give me his speeches while I shrivel up. Yikes! And yet I read atwixt the lines and half shiver afresh. My la!
Hii poetess!! 🌞🌻
Thank you for
stoping by my way!! 😀
My TROLL thanks you too,
Y'all have a great day!! 👋
Best wishes 🤗 🌹 Thad
G'day Thad,
Modesty forbids, but I do consider myself a troll wrangler of considerable experience and talent. I thus feel qualified to opine that he will find a few likeminded souls here at MPS, definitely not feel isolated or lonely. An appropriate choice for him, I feel. Just warn him of me, It will ultimately save him much…. (enough with the provocation – Editor)
Howdy Dave!! 🐶 👋
Thank you kind sir! 😊
Glad you enjoyed my
Troll poem and true tale!
I'll warn him of you, first
chance I get!!😜
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Wonderful fun write Thad, you just keep trolling away. 👽👽👽
Andy
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