There once was a turkey named Clyde.
Each Thanksgiving Day he would hide.
At disguise he's a champ,
he'd pretend he's a lamp.
Vowed he'd never get cooked or deep fried!
```
The home owner his name it was Jon.
One day the dude finally caught on.
Pulled the shade off the bird,
the last word we all heard.
Clyde was caught and cooked that same morn~
~`~`~`~`~`THE END`~`~`~`~`~
-
Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: September 5th, 2024 08:44
- Comment from author about the poem: FORM LIMERICKS
- Category: Humor
- Views: 34
Offline)
Comments5
Tough all round, I suspect.
Howdy my friend! 👋 🍵
Yup, tough all
around indeed! 😀
Great hearin' from
you,, thanks
for the read!! ⭐
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Thad, I’ve told you before I like limerick and this is a good one. It gave me a smile and that’s worth quite a bit.
Hii ya Soren guy!! 🍵 🤠
I knew you liked
Limericks! 🤣
Thanks for
stoppin' by!! 👍
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You're too fun! I declare! My la, and that picture accompanying this is obvious perfection. What a veritable treat. Thank you very much!
Hii poetess!! 🌻🦋
Thank you!
Glad I could
bring you
a chuckle or two!! 😆
Clyde was yummy by the way! 🤤
Y'all take care,
and have a nice day!
Best wishes 🍀 🤗 🌹. Thad
G'day Thad,
May I contribute my mini limerick?
Poor old Clyde the turkey was booked
To be on Thanksgiving day cooked
He hid as a lamp
(Exceedingly camp)
But Clyde did not shine when they looked………
Keep e'm coming - great fun (this one wasn't easy; had three goes before it came out..) Felt I had to make the effort as I'm vegetarian!
Howdy Dave!! 🍺 👋
Thank you for your
awesome poetic commento!! 😳
Your Limerick 'twas better
than mine bro! 😉
Best regards. ✌️ Thad
Bull shit! Not a competition.
PS It's 245am EST Australia - can't sleep because of Clyde....🙃
Good limericks Thad.
Andy
Hii ya Andy!! 🍺 👋
Thank you for
stoping by guy! 🌄
Happy you enjoyed!! 🤠
Best regards ✌️ Thad
To be able to comment and rate this poem, you must be registered. Register here or if you are already registered, login here.