~> YIKES!

Thad Wilk

Yikes! Holy Grand Canyon Batman,

what an ungodly sight!

That surely shortened my lifespan.

I'ze almost died of fright.

```

Dang, that thing could fit a spaceship.

Sure gave me quite a scare.

After dis I'ze will need catnip.

Thought I'ze had a nightmare!

```

This iz animal cruelty,

my eyes have gone crisscrossed.

A ghastly sight for me to see.

My appetite I'ze lost!

```

My tastebuds they just up and went,

I'ze traumatized for sure.

It's a CATastropic event,

no kitty should endure.

```

I'ze gonna take it on the lam,

can't handle this display.

I'ze FLABergasted yes I'ze am,

There's nothing more to say~

 

~`~`~`~`THE END`~`~`~~`

  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 7th, 2024 09:06
  • Comment from author about the poem: I wouldna wanna been that, poor little pussy cat!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 12
  • Users favorite of this poem: Cheeky Missy
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Comments4

  • Tony36

    Awesome write

    • Thad Wilk

      Hi ya Tony! 🍵 😺
      Keep a smiling bro! 😁
      Best regards
      ✌️ Thad

      • Tony36

        You're welcome

      • Cheeky Missy

        You're a regular riot! I declare! Nuttin' like puddy gettin' a' terrified by madam's ass a pointin' 'eavenward. Ooh wee! Dat crack! Dat sight none should see but 'er lovin' man! Frightful! Runnin' fer dee hills right now I iz, oh yes I iz!

        • Thad Wilk

          Hii poetess! 🌻🦋
          Thank you for stoppin'
          by my way!
          Glad I could
          crack you up today!! 🤣
          Nice hearing from you! 😉
          Best wishes 🤗 🌹 Thad

        • Goldfinch60

          God fun write Thad,

          Andy

          • Thad Wilk

            Howdy Andy! 😁 😺
            Thank you my friend!
            Keep a smiling!! 😁
            Best regards ✌️ Thad

          • Cassie58

            You are a bad lad Thad but I like your sense of humour :)) That woman needs at least 36 inches added to her nightshirt lol. Thanks for the smile.

            • Thad Wilk

              Hii ya Cassie!! 🐦 🍵
              Thank ya kindly poetess!
              At least 36 inches,
              PAWSitively YES! 🐾 😺
              Have a NICE Sunday!! 🌞
              Best wishes 🤗 🌹 Thad



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