Giant Hamsters!

orchidee



Note from Fido:

Grouches, humourless, and un-eccentric people

Need not read this poem!

Though you can read it, if you're only slightly eccentric

 

Oh well, if ya want to believe

They are giant hamsters in my pic

I can't stop ya believing that!

 

Dang it! I told ya a thousand times

They are guinea pigs

If they're hamsters to you

They're giant mutant ones

Fido's gone mad barking

Trying to tell you too

That they're guinea pigs

 

Though a relative thought

Our real two guinea pigs

Were rats, and said

'How's those rats in that cage?' (lol)

 

Take ya pick

They can be anything ya like

I dunno - elephants, giraffes, bears, etc

 

Now you're being silly, I say to myself

Btu some of you made me do it

Saying they are hamsters!

 

Ohh, hyperbole, exaggeration, tall stories, etc!

Heehee.

I best post a hamster video for ya again

So ya know what they look like

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 10th, 2024 01:40
  • Comment from author about the poem: Guinea pigs - squeak, squeak!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 21
  • Users favorite of this poem: Cheeky Missy
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  • sorenbarrett

    A rose by any other name...... Orchi justdon't let KP catch them for dinner.

    • orchidee

      Thanks SB. lol.

    • Doggerel Dave

      They're humpsters, I keep telling you they will rapidly multiply given half the chance....
      I also want to know wot being eccentric is all about ....
      And I want to know what' s Prodigal about the humpsters - they neva went away...

      • orchidee

        Thanks Dave.

      • Tony36

        Great write

        • orchidee

          Thanks Tony.

          • Tony36

            You're welcome. In my list of poems I have one about a hamster named Huey

            • Tony36

              Here's that poem I told you about if you want to read it.

              His name is huey
              He is the hamster of death
              Don't let his cuteness fool you
              Underneath all that cuteness is a savage rodent
              Ready to strike
              Ready to kill
              When you least suspect

            • Mason Vollman

              The first different style poem since 2017. Wow. Lol good write Orchidee.

              • orchidee

                Thanks M. There's some other daft poems too, some of which I deleted.

                • Mason Vollman

                  Awww, so you would have more than 400000 poems if you didn't delete them. Lol

                  • orchidee

                    Lol.

                  • Thomas W Case

                    Lol. Funny stuff.

                    • orchidee

                      Thanks T.

                    • Goldfinch60

                      At least you no longer have your pet triceratops that you had when you were young Orchi. LOL

                      #Andy

                      • orchidee

                        Thanks Gold. lol.

                      • Cheeky Missy

                        Yep! Your twa darlings are GUINEA PIGS!!!! I knew that all along. But the hamster video is lotsa fun. This is charmingly rendered with a driving poignancy and excellent details. Thank you for sharing.

                        • orchidee

                          Thanks CM.



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