~> Cooking, Is A Science! - form Limericks -

A sexy scientist named Beth,

decided to cook her own meth.

By mistake she mixed,

gunpowder with Vicks.

It came close to causing her death!

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Knocked her hairdo all in a fritz,

tore her sleeveless blouse all to bits!

She stood in a daze,

her eyes all a glaze.

She's lucky she still has both tits.

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Her company boss named Eugene.

He quickly arrived on the scene.

He tried but in vain,

to relieve the pain.

Rubbed her nipples with Vaseline.

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She learned a good lesson that day.

Cooking Meth could blow you away.

She finally quit.

Trying to make it.

Now buys from a dealer they say~

 

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