A sexy scientist named Beth,
decided to cook her own meth.
By mistake she mixed,
gunpowder with Vicks.
It came close to causing her death!
```
Knocked her hairdo all in a fritz,
tore her sleeveless blouse all to bits!
She stood in a daze,
her eyes all a glaze.
She's lucky she still has both tits.
```
Her company boss named Eugene.
He quickly arrived on the scene.
He tried but in vain,
to relieve the pain.
Rubbed her nipples with Vaseline.
```
She learned a good lesson that day.
Cooking Meth could blow you away.
She finally quit.
Trying to make it.
Now buys from a dealer they say~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: September 14th, 2024 09:21
- Comment from author about the poem: Doggerel Dave wanted more Limericks, Sooo here you go bro!
- Category: Humor
- Views: 29
- Users favorite of this poem: Cheeky Missy, MR.apocalypse
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Comments6
Well I love the humour here and happy to say I don’t have an ounce of political correctness in me. Nothing like a limerick to lighten the mood. Happy Saturday Thad.
Hii ya Cassie!! 🐦🌻
Thank you poetess
for visiting and I'm
glad I could bring you
a chuckle or two!!
I was in a silly
mood again! 🤭 🤣
Y'all have a wonderful
weekend my friend!!
Best wishes 🤗 🌹 Thad
Don’t go blaming me – stand on your own two flipflops (boots? Carpet slippers?)
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There is this ‘ere poet name of Thad
Whose rhyming poetry ain’t too bad;
I almost got off on them tits.
An unreconstructed male gits
Quite sad as I’m no longer a lad.
Howdy Dave!! 🐶 👋
Thanks for for your rhyming commento!
I'm glad that you enjoyed it though bro! 😊
Thank you for visiting, 👍
oh and just one more thing.
Must be tough your no longer a lad. 😢
Just kidding,
I'm a kidder! 🤣
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You're too hilarious, it's almost unfair. My la! Nothing like a nude something where was a pretty woman. Guess the whole drug scene will safely innure her against any feelings of discomfort in that category. Delightfully rendered in dandy style. Me likes. Thank you for sharing.
Hii poetess!! 👋🌻🦋
Thank you for
your inspiring comment!😁
Haa, glad I could
Bring you a smile! 😊
A smile a day keeps
you happy and gay!
I don\\\'t know about the
gay part though? 🤔
Anywho, y\\\'all have
a wonderful Sunday!!
Best wishes 🤗 🍀 🌹 Thad
Laughing so much, great write
Hii ya Tony!! 👋 🤠
Thank you my friend!! ☺️
Glad you enjoyed,
I was in a silly mood again! 🤣
Keep smiling!!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You're welcome Thad, best regards to you as well
This is one of the best poems in a while you should check out the poem I just wrote wellcome to the 5 00 news I think you will really like it
Howdy my friend!? 👋 🤠
Thank you for stopping
by my way!!
Glad I could bring
you a chuckle or two,
Y'all have a grrrr8 day!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Ps. I'll check out that poem!,👍
Good fun words Thad.
Andy
Hi ya Andy! 👋 🤠
Thank you my friend! 👍
Y'all have a great Sunday!! 😁
Best regards ✌️ Thad
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