Meanwhile... in my Cuckoo Land
Where I'm married to KP
And have a talking dog, Fido
I will have to be nice to KP
But only for one day, mind you
Or maybe only or 5 minutes! lol.
Fido goes for walks
He takes ME for walks
Tells me where to go
And he checks those poems still
In case anyone has forgotten the 18+ box
Where it should be ticked
Oh, I've seen all of life
Well, I'm millions of years old
Goldfinch is too!
We remember the dinosaurs
Adn we were at the Battle of Hastings in person in 1066
And he and I were the first people on the moon
Centuries before 1969
We greeted those astronauts when they arrived
We knew the moon is made out of cheese
If you met me, you would see a sight
I'm half human, half guinea pig
Half like the piggies in my pic
All this is true of course -
In Cuckoo Land! lol
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: A daft interlude from our personal griefs here.
- Category: Humor
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Comments9
Dunno who your trickcyclist Is, but I do believe you should be up for a full medication review to be listed as extremely urgent...beyond that, Sir your ability to express your hallucinatory desires remains undiminished...
(Please note: the term 'trickcyclist' utilised to aid in the protection of the identity and professional integrity of another poet here...)
Well I am Sir Orchi NS. - emphasise the NS! lol.
Are you trying to breakme out of the matrix I already took the red pill. Fun read Orchi
Thanks SB. lol.
Half human; and half guinea pig?! lol 😂
Oh yes, lol, half and half.
This is a new kind of crazy. Please don’t tell me it is infectious:) Now thought for the day Orchi. Be nice to KP. 🙂
Thanks Cassie. lol.
And now back to commercial break...
Yes lol.
👏👏 'clapping'
What a crazy, wacky and
hilarious poem!! 🤣
You and Goldfinch are
definitely wayyy older
thank I thunk 🤔 you were!?¿
Thanks for the laugh and
chuckles today!! 🐹
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Thanks T.
Hmm. The looney bin has dropped by to give us all a piece of insanity's mind, the only problem being half of the posts did that facetiously all the time. We do verily thank thee for thy contribution to the common pool of idiocy. Charmingly rendered with a waltzing sense of jauntiness. Thank you again for sharing.
Thanks C.
There are o few of us in Cuckoo Land Orchi but at least we have the humour to enjoy our lives there.
Andy
Thanks Gold.
Brilliant! Love the daftness of this! And the last line is spot on!
Thanks Tom. lol.
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