Harken dude, all this grain and seed 'tis mine.
I'll kick thine ass believe these words spoken.
Nay I shan't share an' that's the bottom line.
Desist or thine beak it shall be broken!
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What part of "nay" dost thou not understand?
How dar'st thee bitch try to stealeth mine food?
From this spot e'er more thine butt shall be banned.
These treats art all mine and thee I exclude.
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Thou hast gobbled mine food for the last time.
The sage's an' thinkers they would'st agree.
To "munch out" in this spots surely a crime.
Begone, I shan't be fook'd no more by thee!
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Next time thou get hungry thou better heed;
if thee land o're here, a casket thy'll need~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: September 23rd, 2024 10:05
- Comment from author about the poem: This Shakespearean Sonnet 'tis in honor of Cheeky Missy, who as we all know,, loves Sonnets!
- Category: Humor
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Comments6
I've watched the robins rout the sparrows and all the other friendly fowl in my vicinity as if it was acceptable, and we've been technically at war ever since, and that's been for a decade by now. Watched hummingbirds quarrel over their 4-server feeder until none could enjoy it, and now you post this hilarious image with a sonnet to accompany it and I wish I could have it in hand, I love and cherish it so much!!!!
How delightfully rendered to effect with superb language and a subtly tasteful poignancy. This is too perfect! Me LOVES! Thank you VERY much, Thad.
Hii Missy!! 🌺 🦋
Thank you for
stopping by my way! 😊
And I'm glad you
got a kick, 🦵
out of
my Sonnet today!! 😂
Keep a smiling poetess!! 👋
Best wishes 🤗 🌹 😘 Thad
G’day Thad
Thou can’st see what property can’st do,
Apart from theft, it’s lotsa hard work too.
Must be great living a life free as a bird -
But ownership turns Dicky into a turd.
There you go - aggro and violence trumps love; sad old world ain’t it?
Hii ya Dave!! 🐶🐕👋
Thank you!! 😊
And thanks for your
rhyming comment too!! 🙏
Yup, sad ole world it be! 😢
Great hearing from
you my friend!! 👍
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Excellent write Thad
Hii ya Tony,!! 👋 ☕
Thanks, always appreciate
your inspiring words!! ✨
Keep smiling! 😁
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You're welcome, best regards Thad
Good fun sonnet Thad.
Andy
Howdy Andy!! 👋
Thank you for your
inspiring words my friend!! 👍
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Hello Thad, thanks for the sunshine on a wet morning. A sonnet with a difference lol. So well penned too. You sure have an excellent command of language through the ages. Love your brand of humour. Keep making me laugh. Have yourself a great day poet of versatility 🙂☀️
Good mornin\' Cassie!! 🌞😻
Thank you so much!
I was in a silly mood again,
sometimes I feel like a nut, 🥜
sometimes I don\'t! 😊
Nice hearing from you poetess!!
Keep a smiling!! ☺️
Best wishes☘️ 🤗 🐦 🌹Thad
Greed is not exclusively a human trait but it is the foundation of capitalism maybe birds are capitalists. A fun read Thad
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