~> I know Why They Are Here! - Sonnet -

Thad Wilk

A spaceship hoovered above in the night.

To it's neon light my eyes drew a bead,

on this weird and most unsettling sight.

'Twas an alien, scoping out my weed!

**

He musta spotted my plants from the sky?

I was not afraid of him at this point.

All the Martian wanted was to get high.

I gave him papers, he rolled a BIG joint.

**

He got super buzzed after the first hit.

He said Mars is too rocky to grow pot.

The dude thought my weed was dynamite shit.

For first dibs on my stash, huge $bucks I got.

**

I'm filthy rich now this tales really true.

I know why they are here, now you do too~

 

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  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 29th, 2024 08:21
  • Comment from author about the poem: Shakespearean Sonnet.. True story folks, I wouldn't lie..
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 22
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  • 2781

    If nothing else is proves is good pot.

    • Thad Wilk

      Howdy my friend! πŸ€ πŸ‘‹
      Thanks for visiting
      I appreciate it a lot! 😊
      Yup, if nothing else
      it proves it's good pot! πŸ’―πŸŒž
      Best regards ✌️ Thad

    • orchidee

      So that's why! lol.

      • Thad Wilk

        Hii Orchidee!! πŸΉπŸΉπŸ‘‹
        Yup it's true guy,
        I wouldn't lie ΒΏ?? πŸ€₯
        Thanks my friend
        for stopping by!! πŸ‘
        Best regards ✌️ Thad

      • Doggerel Dave

        Archie the alien knew his stuff -
        Across the universe for weed not rough.
        If Shakespeare had known of this verse so buff
        He may have returned as well for a puff…

        Alas rubbish rhyme don’t get no better do it…. Totally overshadowed by a Mr Thad Wilk who knows what he’s doing.

        • Thad Wilk

          Hi ya Dave!! 🐢 πŸ• πŸ‘‹
          Thank you for stopping by!!! πŸ‘
          Your dang comment is
          funnier than my poem guy!!🀣🀣🀣
          That's no LIE!! πŸ€₯
          Best regards my friend!! Peace Thad

          • Doggerel Dave

            That's rubbish but as you say "Peace" I won't pursue it..... Except to say it's bull shit!😜

          • sorenbarrett

            A great tale in a sonnet. Nicely done

            • Thad Wilk

              Hii ya Soren!! 🀠 πŸ‘‹
              Thanks so much my friend,!! πŸ‘
              Y'all have a great day!! 🌞✌️
              Best regards ✌️ Thad

            • Goldfinch60

              Wonderful tale Thad, we often wonder why they are here.

              Andy

              • Thad Wilk

                Hii ya Andy!! 🀠 πŸ‘‹
                Thank you!! πŸ‘
                Yup, now we know bro!! πŸ‘½ πŸ‘Ύ πŸ‘½
                Thanks for a
                stoping by guy!! 🌞
                Best regards ✌️ Thad



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