~> Dedicated To My Uncle Louie!

Thad Wilk

When rich ole Uncle Louie passed away,

as each grieving heir gathered round his bed.

Something stirred 'neath the sheets to their dismay?

Real soon their greedy faces all turned red.

~^~

They were in awe and stared in disbelief.

Something catastropic was happening.

'Twas pawsitively 'hard' to show their grief, (pun intended)

Seeing this huge bulge bouncing and jig'ling.

~^~

Soon, they realized it was not his ( shlong ).

When Louie's black cat leaped to the floor.

'Twas that felines 'tail' they saw all along.

Then Midnight with mouse, scattered out the door! 

~^~

If you knew my Uncle Louie first hand;

you would think he had this charade, all planned~

 

      ~*~*~*~*~*THE END~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

 

  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 19th, 2024 10:17
  • Comment from author about the poem: form Shakespearean Sonnet.. Written In honor of "Doggerel Dave"... A poem he may easily understand?!! LOL!!
  • Category: Humor
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  • sorenbarrett

    I'll bet he did. I'll have to think up one for my passing. A fun read

    • Thad Wilk

      Howdy Soren!! 👋 🍺
      Thank you my friend!! 🤠
      Glad I could bring you
      a chuckle or two! 🤣
      Best regards ✌️ Thad

    • Tony36

      Beautiful tribute

      • Thad Wilk

        Hi Tony! 👋
        Thank you! 😊
        Best regards ✌️ Thad

      • Doggerel Dave

        Oh Thad - your dedication all but overwhelmed me.... SOL (Snigger Out Loud)

        Picture Uncle Louie training the cat:
        Months of hard lessons to get him like that.
        And black cats are lucky, so they do say;
        Yes – ‘cos Puss got his fortune, by the way.

        Keep 'em coming Mate - an always enjoyable interlude experienced here.

        • Thad Wilk

          Howdy Dave!! 🐶 👋 🐕
          Thank you kind sir
          for your visit and
          rhyming commento!! 🥳
          'Twas much appreciated bro!! 🎖️
          Best regards peace ✌️ Thad

        • Bobby O

          I think I would really like Uncle Louie and his brilliant black cat.

          • Thad Wilk

            Howdy Bobby O!! 👋 🤠
            Thank you for stopping
            by my way!! 😀
            I appreciate your comment,
            y'all have a great Sunday!! 🍺
            Best regards ✌️ Thad

          • Neville



            A tail told terribly well .. and I hope the old Dog appreciates it ..

            • Thad Wilk

              Howdy my friend! 👋
              Thanks for stoping by!! 😁
              I think the old dog 🐶
              appreciated it!¿ 🤣
              Ya never really can tell though! 🤔
              Best regards ✌️ Thad

            • Goldfinch60

              Good fun write Thad.

              Andy

              • Thad Wilk

                Howdy Andy! 👋 🤠
                Thanks for visiting!! ☺️
                Have a grrrrr8 Tuesday!!
                Best regards ✌️ peace. Thad



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