Can I tell you a secret?
when ever I look into my
bank account online
and before I press access
I stop for just a moment...
I imagine that someone
has deposited a million pounds
but then, of course as you know me well
I start reflecting on the fact
It must have been put there by mistake?
well where would I get that kind of money from?
I'm a victim?
I'm the one who has been wronged?
to have a million pounds given to me by accident
that I cannot touch is preposterous
It certainly isn't me who has committed any crime?
the only crime I've committed
is spending it all
within an hour
and yes now, I'll take my bow.
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Author:
Teddy.15 (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Happy Saturday 🤣
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So what did you spend it on? A new hair do? Oops got to go - Stanley (my little dachshund) wants to play.
lol 🌹 amongst other things 🤣
The deceit is in the scam, the bait is waiting for you to spend the money. Then they pounce on you as the criminal they set you up as. But you Teddy as we all know you well enough would never fall victim of these culprits. But don't be surprised to someday wake up to a million 🌹at your doorstep. 😁
Ah but, I'd be arrested for sure or in trouble with a problem of inflation lol thank you dearest A.P hey agreed about banks but what would happen if nobody ever knew. 🤣
I know nothing, and didn't see nothing. What were talking of? 🤔
Ah yes such a nice dream because once the bank did deposit a good sum in my account that wasn't mine and then promptly debited it out. If I would have spent it I would have been left in deficit and aprehended by the local law as a crook. Got the poem Teddy made me smile, recall and sigh a sigh of relief.
I knew it! 🤣 You are such a gentleman dear sorrenbarret 🌹 I has it spent in 20 minutes lol and not all on Amazon prime either lol ❤️
Same thoughts here, although the banks and the powers that be are far from begging to differ- they are fallible but inerrant in all cases!
Hello dear Cryptic Bard, I'm not really a woman who ever thinks about money, well maybe just in my dreams, I'm certainly not flash, I like the simple things. Thank you for coming by to this fun discussion. 🌹
Excellent write Teddy
Thank you dear Tony. 🌹
You're welcome
He he, I wish it were that simple for us on the right side of the law-adorable as always…
🤣🤣🤣 now I drive a Lamborghini ❤️
To spend a million within an hour is near impossible. What would you buy? Where would you buy it from? How would you transfer the money? Not at all possible. Here's a challenge. ASSUME YOU HAVE THE MILLION IN YOUR ACCOUNT, TRY TO SPEND IT IN ONE WEEK, BUYING THINGS. (NO DONATIONS.)
Again, I think it cannot be done, unless you've done it many times before and people are familiar with your spending habits.
Oh, about the poem, it made me think, and this is what I came up with. I had fun with your poem. - Phil A.
lol oh Phil, I'm a woman after all, I could spend a million in half an hour if I wanted 🤣 oh a small villa and all the trimmings and maybe race horse and a french chef, a range rover jeep and maybe I'll pay for you to come to Europe see not that difficult the only thing is now you have made me over spend 🤣🤣 🌹 thank you dear Phil, you just put a very big smile upon my face sir.
I said I had fun with your poem, looks like you had more fun thinking about what to buy: a villa, a racehorse, a French chef, a Range Rover, and me (I don't come cheap). Now, think about how you get all that done in one week. I still think it's impossible. To find and close the deal on a villa, to search and find a racehorse that can actually run, a French chef isn't for sale, they're contracted and temporary, the Range Rover may be easy if there's a dealer near-by, and me, well that would be considered a donation, but I did find the thought intriguing. Hope you had fun, too. - Phil A.
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Hilarious poem
much enjoyed thank you!! 😁
I'd spend that money 💰
within an hour too!! 🤑 Yes!!
Best wishes 🍀 🤗 🌹. Thad
Its not so hard is it 🤣 I hope you got some bargains lol thank you dear Thad. 🌹
Fantastic. I love it. That did happen to me at my bank with 3000 dollars, but the teller caught it before I could leave the bank. lol
Those posh handbags are so expensive Teddy. LOL
Andy
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