LIMERICKS 127, 128 and 129

Michael Edwards

 

 

LIMERICKS 127, 128 and 129



There was an old man called Michael

who had to use cream antiviral

but boy did he curse

when his problem got worse

after going out nude on his cycle.





There was an old dog called Scruffy

who was bursting to pee so much he

cocked his leg high

and aimed for the sky

til it rained yellow rain in Kentucky.



 

 

There was an old lady called Sally

who went to work in the alley

she soon caught the eye

of a gent who passed by:

one more to add to her tally.



 

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 30th, 2024 03:10
  • Comment from author about the poem: These are all down to Teddy who inspired the writes - big thanks Teddy xx
  • Category: Unclassified
  • Views: 20
  • Users favorite of this poem: Teddy.15
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  • Doggerel Dave

    Sure you have the tally right, Michael? Feels like many more..🤣.

    • Michael Edwards

      Hope I'm not boring folk but yes - I've written many more but felt some weren't good enough so I didn't include them in my catalogue raisonné .

      • Doggerel Dave

        Difficult to get into your catalogue raisonné ? I watch 'Fake or Fortune?' fairly regularly, and find they sometimes suffer some devastating rejections.....

      • Teddy.15

        There was a young lady called shirley
        Who was always late and not early
        She went to the shops
        To buy a new mop
        Lost her way and ended up in Purley

        There was an old man who loved brandy
        Fell over because he was bandy
        He got a great fright
        When along came his wife
        and a dog underneath him called Mandy

        🤣 I'm still rubbish but I can always muse you lol ❤️

        • Michael Edwards

          Going away tonight for a few days but I'll work on them if I find the time.

          • Teddy.15

            There yours to magic. Have a nice time away dear friend. 🌹

            • Michael Edwards

              A quick attempt before starting to pack:
              There was a young lady called shirley
              Who was always late and not early
              She went to the shops
              To buy a new mop
              Lost her way and ended up in Purley

              There was an old man who loved brandy
              Fell over because he was bandy
              He got a great fright
              When along came his wife
              and a dog underneath him called Mandy

              An intolerable old man who was randy
              and was also quite fond of his brandy
              got slapped by a missy
              one day whilst quite tipsy
              which scuppered his modus operandi

              • Teddy.15

                I'm your muse lol

              • orchidee

                Good writes M. lol.

              • MendedFences27

                Naughty but nice. I loved the one about "Scruffy." Good to see the master is back. A very different artwork as well. Much enjoyed both. - Phil A.

              • Tony36

                Excellent write

              • Goldfinch60

                Three good ones Michael.

                Andy

              • Tom Dylan

                Fantastic work. Really made me smile.

              • Tristan Robert Lange

                Great job...and wow...129. And that's just limericks! Again, wonderfully done! 👏

                • Michael Edwards

                  Been writing them for well over 30 years now but with a few breaks in between - thanks Tristan

                • Teddy.15

                  There was a young lad called Barry
                  Who fell, head over heals for Carry
                  But she was blind
                  And she'd lost her mind
                  So instead he fell in love with Larry

                  😂 still I'm rubbish.



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