LIMERICKS 127, 128 and 129
There was an old man called Michael
who had to use cream antiviral
but boy did he curse
when his problem got worse
after going out nude on his cycle.
There was an old dog called Scruffy
who was bursting to pee so much he
cocked his leg high
and aimed for the sky
‘til it rained yellow rain in Kentucky.
There was an old lady called Sally
who went to work in the alley
she soon caught the eye
of a gent who passed by:
one more to add to her tally.
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Michael Edwards (
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- Comment from author about the poem: These are all down to Teddy who inspired the writes - big thanks Teddy xx
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Sure you have the tally right, Michael? Feels like many more..🤣.
Hope I'm not boring folk but yes - I've written many more but felt some weren't good enough so I didn't include them in my catalogue raisonné .
Difficult to get into your catalogue raisonné ? I watch 'Fake or Fortune?' fairly regularly, and find they sometimes suffer some devastating rejections.....
There was a young lady called shirley
Who was always late and not early
She went to the shops
To buy a new mop
Lost her way and ended up in Purley
There was an old man who loved brandy
Fell over because he was bandy
He got a great fright
When along came his wife
and a dog underneath him called Mandy
🤣 I'm still rubbish but I can always muse you lol ❤️
Going away tonight for a few days but I'll work on them if I find the time.
There yours to magic. Have a nice time away dear friend. 🌹
A quick attempt before starting to pack:
There was a young lady called shirley
Who was always late and not early
She went to the shops
To buy a new mop
Lost her way and ended up in Purley
There was an old man who loved brandy
Fell over because he was bandy
He got a great fright
When along came his wife
and a dog underneath him called Mandy
An intolerable old man who was randy
and was also quite fond of his brandy
got slapped by a missy
one day whilst quite tipsy
which scuppered his modus operandi
I'm your muse lol
Good writes M. lol.
Naughty but nice. I loved the one about "Scruffy." Good to see the master is back. A very different artwork as well. Much enjoyed both. - Phil A.
Thanka Phil.
Excellent write
Ta muchly Tony.
You're welcome
Three good ones Michael.
Andy
Cheers Andy
Fantastic work. Really made me smile.
Cheers Tom
Great job...and wow...129. And that's just limericks! Again, wonderfully done! 👏
Been writing them for well over 30 years now but with a few breaks in between - thanks Tristan
There was a young lad called Barry
Who fell, head over heals for Carry
But she was blind
And she'd lost her mind
So instead he fell in love with Larry
😂 still I'm rubbish.
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