Now I can't say the word yet
Not until December
Or Goldfinch will shoot me!
But yes, a Christmas card
(Oops, I've said the word!)
Arrived in the post for me
I never knew Christmas was in November
I thought it was some card maybe
Relating to Remembrance or something
But you know how it is
Christmas trees in shops in September
Or thereabouts
And hot cross buns and Easter eggs around January
Oh, I dunno what day, what year,
What century it is sometimes
I must have forgotten
To add water to my tipple
And it made me confused
You got that Christmas tree up yet?
You got those decorations up?
Now I'm sure....
It's Christmas next week - Eh?! (lol)
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: A humorous write - but true! Sorry Gold - it wasn't me who mentioned the word this month originally.
- Category: Humor
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Crumbs, how very disorientating ..
Thanks N. Well, someone can't be very busy, if they've sent out cards already.
Orchi. Not funny!! lol I feel the same as Gold How dare they pervert the meaning of the day by extending it year-round they think that because they don’t know which day it really fell on celebrating every day would make it right at least in their pockets
Thanks SB.
You better believe it! Once the pumpkins rolled over the wreath and tree and baubles arose from their storage places…
Thanks A.
LOL! Loved it friend! Thanks for bringing the smile to my face! 🌹👏
Thanks T. lol.
That’s early for Christmas cards. We don’t do Christmas until mid December in our household. As for the tree, that doesn’t go up until a week before. You reminded me of my Nan. She kept her decorations up until March each year because they were so pretty. A fun write and thanks for the memory of my Nan Orchi.
Thanks Cassie. I did see a shop with a tree up already too!
Love it
Thanks Tony.
You're welcome
Yup,
Right after Halloween
Christmas ⛄🎁 🌲
makes the scene!! 😜
Gotta make those BIG bucks, $$$
Iffin you know what I mean!! 😳
Best regards. ✌️. Thad
Thanks Thad.
That word has been mentioned a great deal recently as i our choir we are rehearsing C.... music for the C.... concert.
I accept your apology but do not let it happen next year otherwise I will ensure that KP is ALWAYS at your side! LOL.
Andy
Thanks Gold. lol. Will you shoot the friend who sent me the card about 40 days early?!
Way to soon for the C word! 🙂 This one made me smile.
I've swooned now! Will ya believe this? I got another Christmas card today, from the same person! Almost unbelievable.
You got two cards from the same person? They must really like you, Orchi. Are you feeling festive already? I'm something of a Bah Humbug kinda guy. 🙂
Yes - and in November! heehee.
Excellent.
Thanks T.
Mebbe I'm guilty? Prolly. Ever since the alleged reason was soundly debunked I call it Xmas anyway. And since my annual pleasure is not allowed until our Thanksgiving week and thereafter, I'm still waiting.
That said, tis a lovely bit of charming humor frae you, considering your recent loss. Charming and too excellently rendered with lovely imagery and a lively poignancy. Thank you very much for sharing.
Thanks CM. It must be a mad interlude - and my other recent poem on Ch..... Well, I often prepare cards in November , but don't send them out around mid -Nov. Doh! Aww, no turkey for us in UK until Ch......
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