Hooray, it's Ch......!

orchidee

Now I can't say the word yet

Not until December

Or Goldfinch will shoot me!

 

But yes, a Christmas card

(Oops, I've said the word!)

Arrived in the post for me

I never knew Christmas was in November

I thought it was some card maybe

Relating to Remembrance or something

 

But you know how it is

Christmas trees in shops in September

Or thereabouts

And hot cross buns and Easter eggs around January

 

Oh, I dunno what day, what year,

What century it is sometimes

I must have forgotten

To add water to my tipple

And it made me confused

 

You got that Christmas tree up yet?

You got those decorations up?

Now I'm sure....

It's Christmas next week - Eh?! (lol)

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: November 12th, 2024 04:12
  • Comment from author about the poem: A humorous write - but true! Sorry Gold - it wasn't me who mentioned the word this month originally.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 37
  • Users favorite of this poem: Cheeky Missy
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  • Neville



    Crumbs, how very disorientating ..

    • orchidee

      Thanks N. Well, someone can't be very busy, if they've sent out cards already.

    • sorenbarrett

      Orchi. Not funny!! lol I feel the same as Gold How dare they pervert the meaning of the day by extending it year-round they think that because they don’t know which day it really fell on celebrating every day would make it right at least in their pockets

      • orchidee

        Thanks SB.

      • arqios

        You better believe it! Once the pumpkins rolled over the wreath and tree and baubles arose from their storage places…

        • orchidee

          Thanks A.

        • Tristan Robert Lange

          LOL! Loved it friend! Thanks for bringing the smile to my face! 🌹👏

          • orchidee

            Thanks T. lol.

          • Cassie58

            That’s early for Christmas cards. We don’t do Christmas until mid December in our household. As for the tree, that doesn’t go up until a week before. You reminded me of my Nan. She kept her decorations up until March each year because they were so pretty. A fun write and thanks for the memory of my Nan Orchi.

            • orchidee

              Thanks Cassie. I did see a shop with a tree up already too!

            • Tony36

              Love it

              • orchidee

                Thanks Tony.

                • Tony36

                  You're welcome

                • Thad Wilk

                  Yup,
                  Right after Halloween
                  Christmas ⛄🎁 🌲
                  makes the scene!! 😜
                  Gotta make those BIG bucks, $$$
                  Iffin you know what I mean!! 😳
                  Best regards. ✌️. Thad

                  • orchidee

                    Thanks Thad.

                  • Goldfinch60

                    That word has been mentioned a great deal recently as i our choir we are rehearsing C.... music for the C.... concert.

                    I accept your apology but do not let it happen next year otherwise I will ensure that KP is ALWAYS at your side! LOL.

                    Andy

                    • orchidee

                      Thanks Gold. lol. Will you shoot the friend who sent me the card about 40 days early?!

                    • Tom Dylan

                      Way to soon for the C word! 🙂 This one made me smile.

                      • orchidee

                        I've swooned now! Will ya believe this? I got another Christmas card today, from the same person! Almost unbelievable.

                        • Tom Dylan

                          You got two cards from the same person? They must really like you, Orchi. Are you feeling festive already? I'm something of a Bah Humbug kinda guy. 🙂

                          • orchidee

                            Yes - and in November! heehee.

                          • Thomas W Case

                            Excellent.

                            • orchidee

                              Thanks T.

                            • Cheeky Missy

                              Mebbe I'm guilty? Prolly. Ever since the alleged reason was soundly debunked I call it Xmas anyway. And since my annual pleasure is not allowed until our Thanksgiving week and thereafter, I'm still waiting.
                              That said, tis a lovely bit of charming humor frae you, considering your recent loss. Charming and too excellently rendered with lovely imagery and a lively poignancy. Thank you very much for sharing.

                              • orchidee

                                Thanks CM. It must be a mad interlude - and my other recent poem on Ch..... Well, I often prepare cards in November , but don't send them out around mid -Nov. Doh! Aww, no turkey for us in UK until Ch......



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