~> Have No Fear, Santa Will Be Here!

Thad Wilk

Don't cry little guy you're being misled.

Santa's alive, Ole St. Nick ain't dead.

That slimy Grinch is up to all this,

He's pissed cuz he's not on Santa's nice list!

He is rude and mean the dude don't play fair.

This sociopath, dumb ass doesn't really care.

~~

He put that same tombstone in Who-Ville too.

Tried foolin' the Who like he did you.

BUT they were not fooled right away they knew,

'twas a hoax he played on folks and not true.

I just saw Santa at Wal-Marts today!

Was buying beer and new blades for his sleigh.

~~

Leave some cookies and "Bud-Light" by the tree.

The Old guy will be there I guarantee.

Don't worry kiddo things will be alright!

He WILL be at your house, promptly midnight~

 

~*~*~*~*~*~*THE END*~*~*~*~*~*~

 

  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: November 13th, 2024 10:40
  • Comment from author about the poem: A true Christmas tale folks, that Tombstones still floating around, could show up in your town? "Who" knows...
  • Category: Reflection
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  • orchidee

    That Santa lived to age 164. lol.
    And now my poem: 'Some fat beardy bloke in a red costume and welly boots coming down the chimney'. I hate Christmas morning. I have to spend it cleaning the lounge from all the soot in it. lol.

    • Thad Wilk

      Howdy Orchidee!! πŸΉπŸΉπŸ‘‹
      Thank you,!! πŸ‘
      And for YOUR
      " I hate Christmas poem too!"
      😭 πŸŒ²β›„πŸ¦Œ πŸ§‘β€πŸŽ„
      Y'all have a grrrrr8 day!! 🍺
      Best regards ✌️ peace Thad

    • Doggerel Dave

      Never mind kiddo, Uncle Thad will get it sorted -
      He’ll deliver your presents if grinch can’t be reported.

      Children should be grateful to you everywhere, Thad.

      • Thad Wilk

        Hii Dave!! 🐢 πŸ• πŸ‘‹
        Thank you my friend
        for stoppin' by!! πŸ‘
        Yup, I'll deliver those
        children's Christmas presents, 🎁 πŸŽ„
        I'm that kinda guy! 🀣
        Best regards ✌️ Thad

        • Doggerel Dave

          I'm sure that's so - so give it a go....Thad.πŸ‘

        • Mutley Ravishes

          Thanks Heavens
          Santa`s in a different
          Dimension
          Out of the reach
          Of dry intellect`s creep!

          Magical poem, Thad!

          • Thad Wilk

            Hii ya Mutley!! πŸ‘‹ 🍺
            Thank you my friend! 😊
            Great a hearing from ya! πŸ‘
            Y'all have a great day!!πŸ§‘β€πŸŽ„β›„πŸ¦Œ
            Best regards ✌️ Thad

          • sorenbarrett

            A fun read my dad said that he was going to take us kids to see where Santa was buried in the grave yard.

            • Thad Wilk

              Hi ya Soren!! πŸ‘‹ 🍺
              Thank you for your visit!! πŸ‘
              Your Dad has a great
              sense of humor!! πŸ€£πŸŒ²β›„πŸ§‘β€πŸŽ„πŸ¦Œ
              My kinda guy! 😁
              Best regards ✌️ Thad

            • Goldfinch60

              The C words again Thad, it should not be used until December.LOL

              Andy

              • Thad Wilk

                Howdy Andy!! πŸ‘‹ 🀠
                Thank you my friend! πŸ‘
                Gotta get a jump start
                On \'C\'hristmas cuz Wal-Mart
                has already! πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸŒ²β›„πŸ¦ŒπŸŽ„
                Best regards ✌️ Thad



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