Don't cry little guy you're being misled.
Santa's alive, Ole St. Nick ain't dead.
That slimy Grinch is up to all this,
He's pissed cuz he's not on Santa's nice list!
He is rude and mean the dude don't play fair.
This sociopath, dumb ass doesn't really care.
~~
He put that same tombstone in Who-Ville too.
Tried foolin' the Who like he did you.
BUT they were not fooled right away they knew,
'twas a hoax he played on folks and not true.
I just saw Santa at Wal-Marts today!
Was buying beer and new blades for his sleigh.
~~
Leave some cookies and "Bud-Light" by the tree.
The Old guy will be there I guarantee.
Don't worry kiddo things will be alright!
He WILL be at your house, promptly midnight~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: A true Christmas tale folks, that Tombstones still floating around, could show up in your town? "Who" knows...
- Category: Reflection
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Comments5
That Santa lived to age 164. lol.
And now my poem: 'Some fat beardy bloke in a red costume and welly boots coming down the chimney'. I hate Christmas morning. I have to spend it cleaning the lounge from all the soot in it. lol.
Howdy Orchidee!! 🐹🐹👋
Thank you,!! 👍
And for YOUR
" I hate Christmas poem too!"
😭 🌲⛄🦌 🧑🎄
Y'all have a grrrrr8 day!! 🍺
Best regards ✌️ peace Thad
Never mind kiddo, Uncle Thad will get it sorted -
He’ll deliver your presents if grinch can’t be reported.
Children should be grateful to you everywhere, Thad.
Hii Dave!! 🐶 🐕 👋
Thank you my friend
for stoppin' by!! 👍
Yup, I'll deliver those
children's Christmas presents, 🎁 🎄
I'm that kinda guy! 🤣
Best regards ✌️ Thad
I'm sure that's so - so give it a go....Thad.👍
Thanks Heavens
Santa`s in a different
Dimension
Out of the reach
Of dry intellect`s creep!
Magical poem, Thad!
Hii ya Mutley!! 👋 🍺
Thank you my friend! 😊
Great a hearing from ya! 👍
Y'all have a great day!!🧑🎄⛄🦌
Best regards ✌️ Thad
A fun read my dad said that he was going to take us kids to see where Santa was buried in the grave yard.
Hi ya Soren!! 👋 🍺
Thank you for your visit!! 👍
Your Dad has a great
sense of humor!! 🤣🌲⛄🧑🎄🦌
My kinda guy! 😁
Best regards ✌️ Thad
The C words again Thad, it should not be used until December.LOL
Andy
Howdy Andy!! 👋 🤠
Thank you my friend! 👍
Gotta get a jump start
On \'C\'hristmas cuz Wal-Mart
has already! 🤣🤣🌲⛄🦌🎄
Best regards ✌️ Thad
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