My name is Stan she's my gal Jean.
We're dressed as breasts this Halloween.
Some of you might think this obscene.
We think think it's keen, we think it's keen.
``
Each boob is really a beach ball.
Stuffed in Tee-Shirts so they don't fall.
Bra custom made from a red shawl.
As I recall, as I recall.
``
Ask anyone who knows ole Stan.
They'll tell ya I'm a "big boob man."
Winning best costumes is our plan.
Feel sure we can, feel sure we can!
``
What happened that night 'twas the worst.
At judgement time my knocker burst!
A guy dressed like a "dick" placed first.
Guess we were cursed, guess we were cursed?
``
That incident caused our demise,
we just could not believe our eyes.
Still got a gift to our surprise!
The boobie prize, the boobie prize.~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: November 26th, 2024 10:23
- Comment from author about the poem: In the Monotetra form... TRUE STORY FOLKS!
- Category: Humor
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Now that is a HUGE costume! LOL! Great poem my friend. Made me laugh hard! Well done! 🤣👏
Howdy Tristan! 👋 🤠
Thanks my friend!! 👍
I knew you'd get a kick
outta this one, l figured
you for a big boob fan! 😜😄
Great hearin' from ya!!
Best regards ✌️ peace. Thad
You're welcome, my friend! ❤️🤣
Awesome poem
Hi ya Tony guy!! 👋 🤠
Thanks for a stopping by!! 👍
Y'all have a great day,!!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You're welcome Thad, best regards
A roll about laugh this one:
Couldn’t’ stop
Thought I’d pop
Next time they’ll be a cream bun….
A seriously great laugh, Thad.
Howdy Dave!! 👋 🐶 🐕
Thank you kind sir!! 🙏
Glad I could bring you
a seriously great laugh today!! 🤣
Great a hearin\' from ya bro!! 🤠
Best regards ✌️ peace Thad
Wouldn't mind seeing this intrepid pair at next year's ball....
Funny stuff. Excellent.
Hii ya Thomas!! 👋🤠
Thank you my friend!! 👍
Glad I could bring a laugh
your way!! 😉
Keep a smiling and
have a great day!! 😁
Best regards ✌️ Thad
It was already very good but that last line elevated it to the highest level.
You know , like when Darryl Royal used to coach in Texas.
Howdy Bobby O!! 🤠 👋
Thank you my friend!! 👍
Your comments are
much appreciated!! 😊
Three cheers for Darrel! r.i.p 😢
Y\'all have a great day!!
Best regards ✌️ peace. Thad
Now I’m doing this without cheating. , if memory serves
Jimmy Street QB
Steve Wooster FB
Jim Bertelsen HB
Ted Coy HB. They beat Arkansas in the Gsme of the Century 16-15 to get voted Natl Chsmps
Good fun words Thad.
Andy
Howdy Andy!! 👋 🤠
Thank you my friend!! 👍
Keep a smiling!! 😁
Best regards ✌️ peace. Thad
Good write T. lol.
Howdy Orchidee!! 👋🐹🐹
Thank you for
stopping by guy!! 😜
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You have a great sense of humour Thad. That is quite a fancy dress costume. Love that the story isn’t fiction. Have a happy Wednesday.
Howdy Cassie!! 👋🌺
Thank you!! 😊
Nice hearing from
you today poetess!!
You have a happy
Wednesday too!! 😉
Best wishes 🍀 🤗 🌹 🐦. Thad
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