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If you want to watch the deep sea divers
first switch on the submarine’s wipers.
It’s a truth little known, it has to be said.
the taller you are, the longer in bed.
As garage doesn’t rhyme with stage
so language doesn’t rhyme with gauge.
Often exuded most discrete
our farts are the ghosts of what we eat.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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Somehow I think this art is far to beautiful for what I can only describe as a bottom problem! LoL 🤣 🤣 oh you never fail to give me a giggle dearest Mr Edwards... ❤️
Always happy to oblige dear Teddy.
x4 of the very best Michael .. and I simply love the pot plant .. Neville
Pot plant's sold . Cheers N.
Four great couplets Michael.
Andy
Thank you Michael a nice bit of fun
My pleasure
Good write and pic M. I'm afraid of ghosts now! lol.
Wherever ghosts dwell
you can tell by the smell
Has Miss Berles seen any ghosts?
If phantom farts were to be all the go,
Eat vegetarian then no one would know.
Do I get Smartarse of the Week Award or wot?
You win a toffee - cheers DD
BRAVO
Thanks Tony
You're welcome
very good, amusing and seems like a form I could have fun with.Thanks!
Always a good filler - just jot something down when a joke or idea comes to mind and you can play around with it at will r - always works for me - happy writing FM and thanks for the comment.
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